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I don't know why everyone's complaining about the new Zelda look. I think it looks fine. I like the new look for the Gorons but the new Deku scrubs look a little weird. Not really sure why they made Link a squirrel. I don't remember that transformation..

The Mewgenics hate is so fucking funny. The game is just a bunch of cartoon bullshit with really good music and every post hating on it is from a fake journalist or armchair activist with zero personality. Just *chef's kiss*. Ten out of ten. No notes.

I forsee an age where we carry around cute USB sticks on our keychains with our favorite media on it, custom 3D printed caps of our Sona's head dangling from our purses along with our Labubus

I know none of you want to hear this but "gaming" died back in the PS4/Switch 1 era. Consoles going past 1000$? Games costing 100$? No physical media and game key cards that will be useless in a few years when the servers close? You really wanted this?

Look, I'm going to be honest. If any of these social sites start asking for my ID I am going to disappear from the internet forever. I do not want to give my private info. I do not want to use VPNs for simple shit. The internet should remain anonymous. Period.

The KIDS Act [containing KOSA] has passed the House This sucks, but its not the end. It still has to pass through the Senate committee and then be voted on by the Senate itself Please continue contactimg your Senators and demanding they oppose the KIDS Act & KOSA www.congress.gov/members/find...

Fuck that you should bring back Dickfuck City.

Everyone else: Complaining about how ugly Rayman looks or the needlessness of a Legends remake. Me: THEY TOOK AWAY BARBARA'S BOOBS!!!

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

If the Steam Machine is more than $700 I am personally going to climb onto Gabe Newell's boat like a kaiju and fart directly onto his face with my giant mountain sized ass.

FUCK DIGITAL CIRCUS GIVE ME THE DIGITAL FUCKHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish indie cartoons were hornier.. I am so fucking tired of bingus bongus wholesome ass characters pulled out of someone's ass. Give me a hot goth with huge tits! I'll even take a furry or two!! C'mon, challenge the norm!!

"GUYS we just HAVE to drrrink the PISS!!! We just HAVE TO! There's just SO MUCH PISS coming out of the PISS MACHINE it would be A WASTE to not drrrrrink it!!! Our shareholders recommend drinking piss! We can't avoid drinking piss forever!! Drinking piss is inevitable!! GUYSS!! EMBRACE the PISS!!"

Me: "I feel like making comics again!" >Paypal, Patreon, Subscribstar and every payment option bans you for making nsfw art. >Every US state wants age verification laws for every device you own. Me: "Well I guess I should go fuck myself to death then!"

If John K were still around, he'd make love Trump/ICE posts on Twitter, have about 50 or so NFTs (even in 2026), would be mildly annoyed at the new Ren and Stimpy cartoon (the only thing we could agree with) and would make Cans Without Labels 2 entirely with AI.

I had to do it.

The Cheezy WEAPON promise: I am too stupid to use AI in my art in any clever or practical way. I am too dumb to bamboozle anyone. If I start commissions you will get a full psd with my messy ass sketches. You will see all my cave man hand prints. My shit smeared human errors.

I wonder if Minipay is stable enough for commissions.. Seems Minipay has been around for 2 years? Made by Opera? Seems more legit than crypto? I just don't want to be screwed over by Painpal. Too many horror stories with them nowadays.

Okay, I think this is officially the point where I am sick of AI. Even the smallest possibility of it being beneficial to anyone has been overwhelmingly squandered by grifters and worst applications. It lies, it steals, it damages and I can't even buy RAM. Fuck AI forever.

"why would anyone even want to look at rape?" Says mr why.bsky as he crosses his arms, smiles & nods, fully assured that Jesus himself will be at the gates to give him a high five after he finally fellates himself to death.

It's a good thing these are completely fictional characters doing silly fictional things or I'd be in hot water, am I right fellas? #savespeech #bskycensorship

I am so fucking tired of moving from site to site every time there's some new bullshit rule. I do not care anymore. I will continue to post but if you notice me "disappear" whether I'm shadowed or outright banned, here are my links: linktr.ee/cheezyweapon

Sadly this has been going on for over a decade. Payment processors have been using a deliberately expanded definition for bestiality solely to harass adult merchants. Cats ears on humans = real cats. Wings are things birds and insects have therefore fairy wings = you are fucking birds. Yes, really.

The paypros and fake "banks" all seem to be getting pretty vindictive & retaliatory atp. This was inevitable. They want to discourage & demoralize us, but they're only pissing us off. Let them know how pissed off you are.

Made a linktree with most of the current sites I use. Will update it if anything changes. linktr.ee/cheezyweapon

Bubsy not like this....

The only solution to this is to make an evil doppelganger who looks just like you but with massive dick smothering oppai tits who also happens to have a permanent tan with air head bimbo brain, scheming to steal dicks but constantly fumbling into sexy situations (like real Jackie but totally evil).

I guess this month is called "Fighting for what's left of our privacy" in addition to the "Fuck censorship" that started last week. The internet should remain free and anonymous!!!

We cannot give up the battle for freedom of expression. We will not cave to prudes and closed minds. We will be as horny as we want to be. We have the right to create and buy smut. Gooners have rights and if you don't believe it, you can go guzzle my pussy juice.

A fucking tiny group of christofascists has fucking destroyed half of the fucking adult industry within the span of a couple fucking weeks and there has been no fucking pushback whatsofuckingever.

Since they're attacking incest porn games with the idea that no one will defend incest porn, i will defend it. It is totally hot & moreover, people are allowed to fantasize about whatever depraved thing they want. Porn is a healthy outlet. Kiss my ass.