ChekhovsGnu

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

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(smugly pointing towards my pussy) nerf THIS (I feel a game patch start downloading) WAIT

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THE NEW POPE IS A BOY!!!

Bait used to be believable

"i'm like if a puppy-" stop. think of the fig tree. see how it withers away

I'm sleeping in the doghouse tonight. I'm having an affair with my dog.

@elonmusk You should invent a sounding rod with a camera inside!!

"Of course Elon Musk is a mega-genius! He runs Tesla!!". Why do people think this is such a mark of sui generis intellectual ability? Get a grip. It's a fucking car company, it's not rocket science. It's not experimental brain surgery.

Stop cultural appropriation. Only French people can have Ennui. If it doesn’t come from the Ennui region of a Frenchman’s brain, it’s just sparkling whine.

it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged Sociopaths

The playground rumor about Marilyn Manson was false. Marilyn Manson is more twisted than we dared imagine. He had his rib removed for no reason at all.

Male entitlement to catharsis from women is genuinely impressive. The entitlement to having them be angry when they want to be yelled at for what they did. The entitlement to be listened to and forgiven when they apologize or share their same pain over whatever happened. How do they even manage.

Perhaps men are NOT innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women who violate them?

A lot of you are going to be FURIOUS when you find out you were tricked into reskeeting league of legends

I think it's powered by violence.

The Foxy hallucinations are back.

If I'm being honest, I do think my enemies are both weak and strong.

In 21 months I will release my debut visual novel, PISSING IN ROSEBUSHES, followed within the two years by COMMANDGRAB and TALL WHITE GIRL ON A LEASH.

ATTENTION: TODAY WE ARE DOING A 9/11 STYLE CONTROLLED DEMOLITION IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE, THIS IS UNDER CONTROL.

the human brain has 86 billion neurons. this means 86 billion is the highest a person can theoretically count before running out of memory

@awsydsquid.bsky.social hey. hey. hey. hey. hey.

Kafui seems nice.

We finally caved and got my boyfriend a Viagra prescription. I've tried pleasuring him many times, but it just doesn't come naturally.

Prostitution is the oldest profession. We only started hunting and gathering so we could pay the prostitutes.

I suppose that would make my joke absurd, then. I haven't been this embarrassed since I last filled my asshole with water. Too sheepish to ask the pharmacist for an enema, I stuttered and stumbled and said "Can I get an… an… Um. Uh…". Must happen a lot because they knew exactly what I wanted.

You provide me with money, I provide you with labor. It's mutual aid.

replace the title of your favorite movie with "Funny Games (1997)" and post the result!

MISTER HEIDECKER MISTER HEIDECKER YOU ARE *THIS* CLOSE

I SHOULD BE AT BRUNCH RIGHT NOW

Reading a classic

In light of recent events, I suggest the Bluesky developers implement a Toontown/Wizard101 style name selection screen. Dibs on Wolf Stormblade.

A monkeys neck cannot bend upwards. One of these days I’d like to pick a monkey up and gently tilt it upwards so that it might behold the beauty of the night sky at least one time.

I'm not sure how to explain this, but I'm about to do so with zero issue.

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.