Revan McCallister

Revan McCallister

@chilichimp.bsky.social

Floop de doop, that's a goddamn aardvark, Batman!

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"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors

Can the media stop framing El Sayed’s victory as a narrow win for “The Left”? Haley Stevens is also on the left. El Sayed is not a weirdo radical, and his policy goals are all deeply normal stuff that every democrat wants. The left didn’t narrowly win it’s own primary.

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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."

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Demagogic president seizes money to pay standing army, arrogating to himself legislative power, while his cronies keep Congress out of session is honestly more or less exactly how the Founders thought this would end

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CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

My favorite part about this petty shit is how it absolutely will not last. They get a couple of years to act fools, and then all of this shit is going right back up. What's the point of ignoring facts and history? The shit doesn't change because you don't like it.

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

Erasing history.

This witch‘s supporters ransacked the US capitol building.

Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com

Bondi: "Under President Trump's leadership, there is ZERO TOLERANCE for political violence and domestic terrorism. I am deploying federal agents to ICE facilities around the country. If you so much as touch one of our federal officers, you will go to prison."

Klein: "I have often advised democrats to adopt right-wing policies, so as to attract support from right-wing voters." Jeffries: "Well, did it work for those democrats?" Klein: "No, it never does. Democrats somehow delude themselves into thinking it might... but it might work for us."

Elizabeth Spiers@espiers.bsky.social

The idea that if you make Dems a little more Republican, Republicans will vote Dem is what’s breaking us. And it doesn’t even work!

Revan McCallister reposted

Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.

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I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

It's probably starting right now, man. I'm probably starting RIGHT NOW, man. It's probably STARTING right nowman. MAN, IT'S PROBABLY...hehhehhhhehehehheeee

HELL Kennedy@helenkennedy.com

He looks like the acid was just kicking in when someone said, “oh there you are. We’re starting a press conference. Put this on.”

JD really needs to start thinking about the charges that could come his way for suborning the DOJ to carry out political witch-hunts against minor detractors in the news.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We're in the very early stages of an ongoing investigation into John Bolton ... if we think Ambassador Bolton committed a crime, of course eventually prosecutions will come ... there's a broad concern about Ambassador Bolton."

u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social

u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u

They long for a king so badly. It's all they're asking for, why won't we just GIVE IT TO THEM!?!?!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tammy Bruce: "The president leads this. The president guides this. It is his guiding hand. The American people are happy with that. They elected him for his expertise and his focus."

I was raised in an evangelical cult, and my mom liked to tell me about stuff from Revelations, and the "signs" of it's coming, and I gotta say, Donald Trump fits my recollections of what she said the Anti-Christ would be in so many ways. Yeah, my parents both voted for Trump both times.

As for Mamoud Khalil.. can someone please articulate a fucking crime he committed? All anyone in the admin or various propaganda fronts has been able to say is that he is pro-hamas, which... isn't true? That's a claim being made because he is pro-human rights for Palestinians.

I only ask, because I am ALSO in favor of human rights for Palestinians, and while I'm not concerned that I'll be arrested by ICE, I AM concerned that I'll be targeted at some point by these dorks for the crime of having different opinions.

These are the people I want to lionize. This is the waste I want to lament. This is the country that deserves our loyalty. Donald Trump, you fucking putz, how are you so bad?

Dr Emma Salisbury@salisbot.bsky.social

On this day in 2022, the brave defenders of Snake Island made their immortal response to the Moskva: "Snake Island, I, Russian warship, repeat the offer: put down your arms and surrender, or you will be bombed. Have you understood me? Do you copy?" "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

I miss the early days of the internet when shit just failed and went away forever. Now everything that sucks just never goes away. Everything enshittified, until we run out of bandwidth for more stuff and the internet is just ten thousand ad driven hell holes propped up but a dozen posters each.