MILFboi: The Final Boss of Femboys

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After 3 years, it's finally done. A little bummed out I couldn't make the Karlach romance work (I missed too many important, easily missable bits) but feeling pretty good :> Also I forgot to give Asterion his armor back. Oops.

Go to buffalo wild wings, grab a couple wings, slurp down a cute waiter and someone's wife, maybe watch a little Lions while I'm there ... >:3

Local feral doggirl tugs on your sleeve to show you something, more on this at 6, but first Your domesticated puppygirl is giving you the stare with the biggest, wettest eyes. Did you remember to feed her? This reporter goes inside for the scoop. Urp.

UWAOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPPPPPPP. Sorry, that's not fireworks going off. Just the ghost of your boyfriend.~

The most patriotic thing you can do is sink into this tummy <3 Glrrrrrrnnn...

Everyone's friend (1/3)

Brb chugging a gallon of the juice that makes you so big your head crashes through the ceiling. uwu

#twilightprincess

It's a task one must commit to every morning, as to maintain the fluff <3 For the wondrous @doeya.bsky.social ! <33 Thank you!

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fitness whole planet in my mouf GOTTEMMMM. Give a whole new meaning to earth shattering belch, tho...

As summer descends upon us, don't forget to drink your water. Thankfully, your friends are like 70% water. That's about the same ratio as soda, I think? So they'll probably do fine. Am getting a little thirsty, myself ... ~

Going to bed hungry is unbearable. It's why I always bring someone with me. Go to sleep with a body pillow, wake up with fresh gutpudge... <3

I love deck.blue but the ability to schedule posts 2 months in the future so I can make posts about tearing up a buffalo wild wings and the cuties therein during the start of the football preseason was a mistake.

There are *only* two wolves inside you? Buddy, I'm stuffed to the b-BUWWWAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPPP-brim with wolves. Well. *Was* stuffed. uouhg... Sorry. Mind the skulls.

Picking bits out of your teeth and finding, just .. a full earring. You try to match it to a face, but you can't even remember the girl before the last one. You've already forgotten your last snack's name.

Absurdly greedy. Walking through the local Baskin Robbins, licking my lips for reasons completely unrelated to the icecream. I promise this isn't a dig at Baskin Robbins, yer all just taasty. uwu <3

Craving turning Loona into cheeks and thighs the same way you crave eating a quadruple whopper off of said wolf bimbo-enhanced thighs.

Worshipping at the House of Dae with lil lipstick marks, knowing most of your friends are the mortar, and the house is about to get a little bigger with your help..

Wearing jeans just so you can bust out of them... Only for people to see all the face tattoos that litter your ass.

Bodily autonomy is critical, but so is bodily automation. Having someone slap your titanic ass before you instinctively, reflexively sit back and suddenly you have a new little plug is a nice little treat. <3

Stuck between the desire for a cutie to *want* to sink in and against your bimbo stuffed tummy and the intrusive thoughts of just mashing him against that pudge and whispering "Get a good look at your future <3"

Breakfast for dinner is a fun concept. Who *doesn't* want a little breakfast sammy while girls turn into chyme and sludge in your gut? Though, is that why you brought that measly little four pack of sausage egg and chee? Mmnh. Guess you're going in toooo... ~

My ass is a certified transphobe graveyard. <3

My body is a machine that turns idiots who think LGB can do without the TQIA+ into hips, ass and tummy. Uwurrpphh~

Feeling seen. We should just normalize yelling at people shilling for puritanical finance monopolies.

Truthfully, I can't quite understand sub prey. I am the hungriest bitch in existence between 2-6 PM, you're either cramming things into my as fast as you can or you're next, and god, there are ... just not that many people around, are there~? <3

Reminder this month: Support independent LGBTQIA+ creators Corporations are not friend-shaped. You are not immune to being kissed by cute lions.

where is her belly??

There are easier ways to tell your puppyfailure you don't love her than to pass by the coffee place that gives out free pup cups.

Alt text is so important but I am *such* a yapper.

The Fred(eration of Win)durst.

Hoping Eurovision becomes more watchable next year. Dethklok concert fucked though.

You can feed your local puppyguy girls from the hand. It's free and legal.

Uouhg. Let's oversleep with Mama. Goo morning.

New commission is up on the Gallery. Funny hee hoo horse anime. F/F, mistaken pred, semi willing prey, disposal, and sentient fat.

Hey you: Favorite writing implement. Go.

Quote with horn art

To imagine Sisyphus happy, one must first imagine her as a puppy girl. Who wants the boulder? Who wants the boulder???? Is it you??????? Go roll girl <3