Chip Gorman

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

hey look I can share cool things too not just trauma

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺

Great thread

Dallas Morning News had a front page story on a former mayor convicted of bank fraud in the 90s and pardoned by DT last week. Clip below starts at paragraph 42:

Rescue? I thought Travis was supposed to be a pretty good guy...wild it takes NASA to save Taylor tho

Saw this Paxton ad in Plano after the rain today, appropriately filthy

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

The more things change The more they stay the same.

The comments on this are 🔥💥💯

I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.

@davidfolkenflik.bsky.social any reporting coming on media preempting prime time for Trump's political speech last night when they would not do so for other presidents who requested time? Seems like part of the intimidation of media entities.

Baseball great Burt Hooton went to our large church and a friend introduced him to another guy who said "yeah, hi, I'm Mickey Mantle" and friend tried to convince him it really *was* BH, and when BH walked away after a bit, guy says "ya know he *did* look like Burt Hooton."

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, Charlie Brown!"

What if the sticker covers part of SpongeBob though?!

Can you believe these woke crosswalk paintings

I'm going to start a twitter-like service called Falsehood Social. The trick will be that everything posted will be true.

Who you talking 'bout, Phantom?

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

Alert from oil producers: we will not be losing money to please the Dear Leader

Trump is such a master negotiator that after exchanging bombastic threats with a US ally, the US will resume sending deportation flights to Colombia just like it did over a hundred times last year.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Wait, I thought he was too busy doing president stuff to deal with these things

🚨NEW: Special Counsel Jack Smith is expected to release his final report on his investigation into Donald Trump in the next few days. REPOST to thank Jack Smith for standing up for our democracy!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart This Christmas I gave you my spleen Next year Let’s just get gift cards I don’t think this tradition’s sustainable

This is what's up if the cruel Republicans get their way. Concepts of a plan is BS

Almost everyone over the age of 40 (and many folks younger) has had some health issue that insurance companies would classify as a preexisting condition. The ACA doesn’t allow companies to deny insurance or charge more for these. This includes pregnancy, diabetes and sometimes simply being a woman.

Recent running accomplishments: Half Marathon: 1:38:16 and 1:32:34. Shooting for sub 1:30 5K: 19:55 Been trying to get 5K under 20:00 for a few years. Last one was in 2020 as pandemic started. Injuries and a COVID case set me back for a long while. 2020 goal was sub-19 minute 5K but older now🙂

@ryannorth.ca good news, you seem to be off the hook. Not that you were even ON the hook, mind you. Just spit balling here www.mensjournal.com/news/d-b-coo...