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Made entirely from cards bopthe from my binder and by taking apart my naya dino typal and two monogreen decks: Rhonas & Gargos Have a version on Arena, and I played this against my son last night and it was super fun piloting it. This, and monogreen elves are now my only 2 mono-g decks

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over.

Just fretting about the end times, selling magic cards, and smoking this joint

Curb your enthusiasm is a show about a billionaire who is mostly an asshole and is largely unfuckable, I don’t think there’s much fiction to it after reading that bullshit opinion piece. I wish I wasn’t broke but least I’m not morally bankrupt and so fucking tone deaf. Never watching curb again

These are the four Mystery booster commanders I want most of all; if anyone sees this and was lucky enough to score a booster box and wants to trade I have so much stuff I will give you for them

I’m showing my personal bias here but I’m hoping we get both an Ezri and a Jadzia dax, and ngl I wouldn’t mind a curson Dax and just the trill symbiote itself as cards in this set

Johnny depp looks like someone poured salt on Noel fielding

The triforce of boobs The triforce of weed The triforce of cinnamon rolls

What does Plato have to teach us about Kelly Clarkson being rude to shopkeepers when trying to buy a mechanical bird? Plato believed that cruelty corrupts and soul of the person doing the cruelty, sometimes damaging themselves even more than the victim of the act. In this essay I will...

Favorite spoilers here: “create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it has changeling.” this is DS9 coded and I love it Creature – Wraith: Just hoping this is black and/or blue so I can have some Nazgul give it counters • Tea, Earl Grey, Hot !!!!!!!

Here is a cartoon I did of Danny Trejo & Harvey Keitel. Fuck ICE. Pen and ink on paper.

These jokes always remind me of @joshuaclaytor.bsky.social; what can i say josh, you're just easy to reference today

Ugh, you no what fucking else? They have singlehandedly made common and uncommon foils far more expensive to obtain; "people dont love foils like they used to" excuse me? this is bullshit to justify lowering costs. Whelp, back to selling off decks I go. Every wotc decision makes it easier

Awwwwwww shit, it’s the longest my hair has ever been

I put so many counters on my Heroes' Bane in Arena that the game would not let me double it anymore. Also when I tapped my Selvala after having 1073741823 counters on the Bane, it would only give me up to 400 of each colored mana. I wound up doing the most damage I've ever done, possibly in 30+ yrs

As both a digital and traditional artist if anyone gets this lair and needs me to give him a proper labyrinthian codpiece I’m happy to do so

In the year of our lord 2026 if you willfully take Marilyn Manson with you on tour then I’m not going to listen to your music anymore, ever again, the way I don’t listen to Manson anymore

Initially, I didn't plan to do a Star Trek video, but while I was in the shower, an idea popped into my head, and here we are. New Video: youtu.be/wmraygqDEx0

If it wasn't for the fact that I had 4 Rakdos decks already, a treasures deck in Mardu, and a blue-red Dragon typal deck, I would so build this

I'm going to attempt to get the Labyrinth secret lair with Hoggle in it, simply because I want Hoggle. The only other card I like in it is the Worm; is anyone else looking for anything from that one we can work something out? The Treefolk one is amazing though, it's my favorite.

Gonna rule zero this card put it in a regular 100 card commander deck with Whtz, put in a bunch ways to find it, then cast it and switch it with a 200 card deck once i get Battle of Wits out

What I need @magic.wizards.com to understand is I spend absolutely all my fun monies, several thousands a year, solely on Magic. If they partner with someone who will use her share of the profits off of her involvement solely for persecuting trans people, I will sell and/or burn all my cards

for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

they're not clueless or misled or anything, they are being paid to do what they are doing. "winning" for their donor class is not winning elections, it is maintaining the status quo, which means aiming for a political deadlock where no ambitious policies can be enacted

No one reads my posts, I have no reach and I’m just an exhausted millennial, but I promise you the trends of “what did you do before you were a content creator” are literally just prompts to train ai datasets, stop doing the work for them

Deleted my Reddit account and the app off my phone, felt amazing

Rebuilding two decks I previously took apart Agatha of the vile cauldron got a lot of new support with the heartwood stuff and with the firebending stuff + adding a small snow subtheme Shalai and Hallar but this time no token producers at all

I don't care what y'all say, drafting the hobbit was fun as heck for me

Here are four of my favorite #magicthegathering proxies I've created that don't use my own artwork. Please use them at your discretion (I worked really hard on the Strega Nona one)

Reality fracture mtg: I’m going to avoid empowering Jace (unless it’s draft on Arena) the way I avoid stickers, banding, infect, and annihilator

13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

I loved the reality fracture storyline, I’m just not super I to the cards from the set so far. A few standouts though and I am the most stoked that the wizard soldier cadets work with Kuja. The rakdos and azorious elder sphinxes are my favorite; I love blue Lyra and blue Yargle

The transformers weren’t born on earth, or in America. One might say they are….. Immigrants.

Hey #EDH Magic the gathering homies... Show of hands, how many of y'all would let me run this card (rule 0 conversation, etc et al) in my Storm, Windrider deck?

I'm the kind of Magic brewer who sees all this Jace support and quietly removes every Jace from my superfriends deck, just because it's too easy now

I know lots of people like him, but for those of us who hate Jace, this set is exhausting. Now there's tokens of him?