Jawn Claude Van Damme

I gotta say I didn’t really expect much out of the Eagles tonight but potentially losing to Dallas makes me want to scream. Fire the fucking clown coach for fuck’s sake

Why. Haven’t. The. Eagles. Fired. Nick. Sirianni.

Lamb was bobbling when he got that first foot down, Eagles should have challenged

I’m genuinely asking why we even play the games anymore if it’s decided by the zebras

There is no rivalry, the Eagles have been to 3 Super Bowls in the last decade, won two; Dallas hasn't done shit since before I was in high school.

Why hasn’t Sirianni shaved his head yet? If he was all in…

It’s very funny that every Butker miss is to the far right

Just saw 2 pistons players do the push off that they called Brown for twice last night, what are we doing here

Refs with some cop ass behavior in this Sixers-Pistons game

Tyrese Maxey really is incredible

The Sixers playing without VJ Edgecombe really makes you appreciate VJ Edgecombe

We’ve all heard of Hot Girl Summer, but let me introduce you to TACKO FALL

Objectively I knew that I disliked Jaylen Brown so much because he was a great player on a team I despise, but I did not anticipate I’d like him as much as I do lol

Steelers vs Saints sounds like a Dashboard Confessional song title

Maxey, my god

Still covering Elon Musk as a business mogul and not foregrounding his murderous white nationalist politics is like doing a piece on only the clown career of John Wayne Gacy.

Jayson Tatum after seeing JB have so much fun with his new #Sixers friends

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This is BAD, bad

🚨 LEAKED VIDEO: MAGA candidate Joe Mitchell, who just presented Donald Trump with a “Man of the Century” award, is caught on camera complaining that he “doesn't have a big d*ck” while making racist and disparaging comments about Black women.

Ice Hockey

Jaylen Brown is way cooler in a Sixers uniform

Tyrese Maxey’s defense is light years better so far this year, it’s wild

I really hope Nick can Nurse this Sixers team back to life at halftime

It would be nice if the 76ers could stop turning the ball over and getting called for fouls on every play

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Yo what the fuck is wrong with ESPN? Just had the most whack coverage of the Sixers game I’ve ever seen, on ESPN Unlimited

“Quiet part out loud… Elon Musk knew Trump could make all his problems/investigations go away, and he did…”

This makes me want to throw up

Living in America is like living in a volcano. All of this trash and corruption just keeps bubbling and pushing to the surface. Shit is going to explode imminently.

I would just like to point out to any Florida mutuals that anyone who votes for Byron Donalds is a fucking idiot

It hurts my soul to watch Jared McCain be really good on the Thunder, but admittedly, I’m also happy for him. Good for you, Jared McCain, you beautiful soul

I fucking love this new 76ers team but I will never not miss Kelly Oubre Jr

God I fucking despise Ben Stiller

Wow, Jaylen Brown

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

Brunson is most definitely the best foul baiter in the NBA, I’ll give him that

Okay my Philadelphia 76ers let’s fuckin get after it. Throw the ball up