Bill Chopik

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Research from MSU finds that song lyrics have gradually become less explicit about emotion and relationships — both across generations and within artists’ careers. Over 38,000 songs from 230 artists spanning close to a century of popular music were analyzed. psychology.msu.edu/news/2026/10...

I tried deleting Microsoft Teams. I really did. But the peace, calm, and inner contentment I felt without it were too eerie. It felt foreign and unwanted. Don't worry. I'm back on the sauce

Today I found my flashdrive in my dryer--it went through a wash and a drying cycle. I plugged it in and saw that files/data were still intact. I've heard of cleaning your data, but this is getting ridiculous.

me & former colleague: we're sticking around for another drink bc we haven't seen each other in years the 2 most boring profs you've ever met: we'll join you

We should institute a conference rule where, when someone asks, "How much time do I have left?" The answer is always 30 seconds, regardless of how much time has passed.

See? Everything's fine, stop worrying

sure, sex is great but

We've been running studies of friend groups. Lots of fun, mostly because friend groups can be so varied and different (and sometimes the same). For example, here's a group of four friends that I showed during my talk today. Their accomplishments are all very similar and equally impressive

Trying to sneak into a conference without paying. Think I'll get caught?

In 46,000 people, people's desire for close friends ("I often wish I had more good friends") declines across life. Recent cohorts of younger people desire fewer and fewer good friends. But they otherwise follow the same trajectory. I wonder what people born in the 2000s will look like some day.

Someone had to do it.

Anyone: Sometimes I enjoy certain things Bluesky: ^^^HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER

Hey everyone, I'm struggling to pay an APC for my Frontiers article titled "Predatory Open Access Publishers are the Death Knell for Modern Scientists." If you could contribute to my GoFundMe, I'd really appreciate it. If not, that's okay. I can just post a preprint or something.

Guys, I'm scared.

She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

"Excellent prompt! Here's a post you can use for your discussion board. Let me know if you want it to sound more formal or reference made-up sources about how the sky is blue" -ChatGPT

Good Morning…

Stealth kitties: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

First date idea: we go to the Sonic the Hedgehog cafe in St Louis

Hi, I'd like to apply for the lifetime achievement award. Although my chronological age would seemingly render me ineligible, my biological age? Firmly in the eligibility window. How old do I feel (subjective age)? I'm at death's door. Thank you for your consideration

I think about this all the time

I'm giving an overview presentation of what my lab does and I think this meme accurately captures it.

My university has a near $15 billion endowment. This is my office name plate.

Listen, you may have the impression that Michigan cheated to win a football game. As a Michigan grad, I just want to say this: Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, we cheat all the time. What? You think we're good at football with all the money we spend? Do you hear yourself? Get a grip.

Three years ago, I handed this syllabus schedule out to students. It was funny at the time

this is kind of stunning tbh