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Found the next Nathan Fielder project.

Take my money

My friend @mjrobbins.com has produced an outstanding new video which is, in a very literal sense, a massive pile of garbage. It’s like You Can See Everything but with rampant methane and bureaucratic inertia instead of Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes. Behold the Rainham volcano!

#SNLUK feels deeply off this week.

It’s frustrating, I know, but the reality is that most of the more high profile screenings at #LFF (and certainly the stuff in smaller rooms like BFI and Vue) *always* sell out during the member window. BFI membership is £40 a year, and comes with two free tickets to BFI Southbank. Big recommend. 

Here is a thread of men reacting to the new Zelda game. 1/3

Join me for a skeetalong-a- #PendasFen this Wednesday night when BBC4 reruns it from 10.15pm. Behind the scenes stories, pics and things to spot. If you've seen the play before, then follow live. If it's new to you, give it proper attention and then join the # on catch up. Link in bio to the book.

Little Atoms is back from Summer break, and back with a bang! Here's Marlon James talking about his @thebookerprizes.com longlisted new novel The Disappearers. Out now from Hamish Hamilton. shows.acast.com/b5fe8d16-751...

Big fan of how they made Farage look like a Force Ghost in this thumbnail

What I can see this weekend at the Cineworld Watford: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Cars, The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, and 4 x Harry Potters (Philosopher’s, Chamber, Prisoner, Goblet). What I can’t see: Late Fame, The Death of Robin Hood. Cinema!

Counterpoint: the last time Tom Cruise announced a legacy sequel it ended up being kinda brilliant.

GTA6 looks pretty sick! Will deffo get around to playing it just as soon as I’ve completed Defender of the Crown, Treasure Island Dizzy, all the Leisure Suit Larrys, and Tetris. There’s just so much to play these days!

It's a lovely, ridiculous comedy show that reaches Taskmaster heights of loopy invention. You can find the first two series of Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee (Australian version) on the iPlayer and I think you'll very probably fall in love. What a true gem.

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Nope!

Good news for people who like movies shot entirely in green boxes!

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Wow! To Chris, Emma, and ALL of your brilliant cast and crew. Thank you for an amazing night in a movie theater. I can’t wait to see it again!

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

A great day for Count Binface tbf!

My pitch for the Doctor Who reboot is one image and one image only:

My dream has always been to adapt The Box of Delights. Practical effects > CG. Real locations. Make it the most snowy, Christmassy thing ever. And remember: The wolves are running.

This time last week I was at Tokyo Disney Sea doing this

Very nice

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

I have looooow expectations for the new Spaceballs obvs but what a *delight* it is to see Rick Moranis out and about and in our collective worlds again.

My friend @mjrobbins.com is becoming an annoyingly brilliant & creative YouTuber. His latest short film covers the gamut inc. bats, infrastructure, woodwork, forest-based body horror etc. Many jokes, including one so subtle and so brilliant that a friend had to point it out to me (a compliment).

Just had a KFC pickle burger and will now field any questions.

Three episodes into this thing and I just realised that Rooster is the Frasier reboot (but good?)

Went to SNL. No photos allowed during the show obvs but here’s a shot of the green room. Half the UK comedy circuit in attendance, apparently. And I swear I saw Colin Trevorrow in the queue for the photo booth. Showbiz!

Fresh off the press, my latest YouTube extravaganza, sponsored by the Wendover tourist board

Paterson Joseph as Lovejoy is a superb idea.

Drop your Lovejoy casting suggestions please

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The Police: “Righto, Mr. Mandelson, you’re doing porridge.” Peter Mandelson: “Porridge? I thought it was vichyssoise!” Etc.

Publication day! Two years of my life very well spent, please buy the book! Tonight’s launch event at Waterstones is SOLD OUT but we’ll be doing more events harpercollins.co.uk/products/the...

My latest, on a town's escalating fight to fix a broken road, in which become accidentally radicalised by Nick Offerman. m.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiV...

Yes

Yes (except for Quinn, who is a no)

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The speed at which my friend @mjrobbins.com is mastering this kind of content is somewhat terrifying. Behold his latest video, which operates in a dream state somewhere twixt a One Show segment and an Adam Curtis dystopian nightmare.

I’m the Editor’s Pick today, very personal piece (paywalled) (I did not write the headline) www.thetimes.com/life-style/h...

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