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Distraction from the horrors. Because the night is dark and full of terrors. Music to have sex to. Cursed version. Me first. Old country yodeling. Annnnd go!

Heheh

Who else has looked at a public safety officer (not legit cop) and asked “what do we even pay you for?” in a spot where directing traffic is needed? Ya know, like the entrance and exit of the school pickup line.

I knew you couldn't handle BBC. It's way too big for you bro!!!

Best sign is with 8 antibiotic doses remaining, Tali The Cat is having fewer and fewer instances of coughing. Isn’t she so cute?

Well shit.

Hell yea

Fun day. IT is fun and had to submit maintenance work order for my sink. When in doubt, blame the Victorians.

It costs nothing to be kind.

Wonder if anyone has ever had cops knock on their door for yelling or something and it turns out it’s just them trying to get their Alexa to stfu. “Can we see them to make sure they’re ok?” “I’m not going thru the trouble to unplug that thing…”

Two days since rescuing and I think Ms. Tali is doing quite well.

The Ramones will be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2027! #MusicSky youtu.be/awHungTMVPM?...

Happy Caturday peeps. Tali Zorah reporting in with breakfast.

This is my new best friend. Her name is Tali.

Memories. Named my cat after a character.

Sidebar to the atrocities: My N7 Mass Effect hoodie shows up tomorrow. Gonna be the best work from home wardrobe ever. I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite job on The Citadel.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

📹| In a funny incident, two people tried to enter a movie theater screening [The Odyssey] without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse in a comedic reenactment of the famous story.

Neato. Stay classy.

Oh wait, we're talking about the peasant's revolt. I can't resist using this as an excuse to share one of my favourite memes ever:

@ejeancarroll.bsky.social: "I don't understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man who wears apricot makeup, his hair done up like Tippi Hedren in The Birds and sits in a court room and moans and groans and complains”

He stood by his oath, despite the consequences! A true patriot!

Mindy was there, and she summarizes thusly.... 👇🏼🤭

What horrific person does this?

Bluesky friends! Comrades! Help a dad out. Can I migrate my daughter’s switch games from her lite to mine and subsequently keep her cloud save files? Her Lite is in its death throes and a new switch in this economy? Lol

He’s having a temper tantrum. 🤣😣🫣

“Let’s be honest about what this is. Donald Trump hired a company that was not qualified, they did a shoddy job, and because he has such a fragile ego, now Donald Trump has to play make believe that, in fact, this was the work of elusive vandals... this is all just bad community theater."

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

this picture needs all the prizes and is symbolic of so much

Everyone have a great Obama Day!

Where is THIS movie you abject cowards?!?!

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

A very unhappy birthday to this years El Niño all in thanks to our overreliance on fossil fuels.

This is who represents us in the U.S.

Rest in power, Giles.

Charles said "fuck you the 'phobes!"

Ironically called Glenn… The greatest American ever would be ashamed to know his namesake just went ding.

I got the job, buddy! I got the jorb!

Today could literally change my life for the better. Let’s get this bread.

Lil timeline cleanse amongst the horrors. Saw Mando with my girl last night. She got us matching Mando Hawaiian shirts. This is the one.

Cops should enforce the law in congruence to it and not above. No joyriding. No excessive speeding, and use your damn blinkers.

Everyone shut the fuck up and watch this video of a goat screaming.