Chris New

Shane Gillis isn’t on a 7-sec delay??? What the fudge?!

Anyone that uses the term, “Ped0ph!l3,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Ped0ph!l3,” THE ENEMY! -Pedo-dent DONALD J. TRUMP

Maybe, instead of “I don’t have any political views,” your default political view should be “Be kind.”

Rick Scott: “I’m not smart enough to do my job.” Then get out of the way and let others do it!

Me to the White House press pool:

Weird way to announce you’re homeless!

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear has the constitutional authority to temporarily appoint someone to fill Mitch McConnell’s seat. If GOP lawmakers want to challenge that, they can do so. This will be the first big test to see whether Beshear really is presidential material. I hope he passes the test.

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I don’t know what this ‘gas crisis’ is everyone’s talking about! In my town, the fuel is practically free. 😁

Oh…my…God! Now they’re reinventing math. 🤪

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

Happy TACO 🌮 Tuesday to all who celebrate!

The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today's oligarchs use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.

Fine by me.

No.

TACO

Day 2 of Daylight Saving Time:

A Helpful explainer about our wildly misunderstood immigration laws from @sawyerhackett.bsky.social

ACTUALLY a little surprised I didn’t solve today’s (2/6/26) New York Times Mini Crossword in under :10!

Picard style tip: If you're balding, don't hide it. Own it.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States…” Would think you want to know what it says, Senator. Maybe start with Amendment 4?

Man Who Lives Off Promoting Conspiracy Theories Having Difficult Time Identifying Actual Conspiracy

Is Fran Lebowitz a Rams or Seahawks fan?

Surely Nate Burleson had enough time to change for the NFL show after his karate tournament this morning!

A comedy in two acts… @atrupar.com @cleanpowerdave.bsky.social

I’m gettin the feeling that Trump pre-judges people before getting to know them. What’s the word for that…?

Bad timing?!?! Lionsgate (the distributor) is owned by Steven Mnuchin’s equity fund. Now that the 1st weekend is over, you’re gonna see Greenland talk fall off pretty quick.

That’s true! I once heard about this guy who called Tr*mp “America’s Hitler,” and then this guys sold his soul to him just a few years later. Sheesh!

If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time? Really American FB

What Epstein Files? … … Wow! It worked!!

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I hope we’re talking about me, & not any pests out there!

I don’t care what color you vote, if you’re in the Epstein files , and you’re a pedophile, you must be taken down.

I appreciate how this group of men’s egos—that they’re the smartest little dudes God ever gifted mankind—lead them into this stupidity cycle again and again: 1. Spout off. 2. Get beat up for 3 days for their idiotic comments. 3. PR team walks them back to a more measured response (excuse).

Do Hota & Savannah have it in their contract that they have to be out of focus?

Stop writing about me! (Genuinely, though: me at every networking-type event.)

Drumph parroting (because he only repeats what the last person told him) that they do still need some of the ‘smart’ immigrants is a bridge too far for this crowd.

“We didn’t buy a World Series,” say the richest team in the league, holding the last two championships trophies. 🏆

Johnson Lucy’s the football.

I feel bad for all the people who have been suffering through the shutdown just to have their representatives bail on them. Absolutely no gains made!

Yeah, we can’t be burdened with feeding people when some tangerine psycho could screw things up any minute.

Finally! Call it what it is.

WOW — MICROSOFT LAWYER: “Nobody really wants a data center in their backyard, they don’t bring a lot of jobs.”🤔 Speaking of which, hey MEMPHIS did y’all get a list of jobs Musk’s xAI delivered yet?? @mayorpaulyoung @memphischamber