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SHUT UP MOM IT'S NOT A PHASE

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE CASH ME OUTSIDE GIRL IS THE OFFICIAL TREASURER OF THE BOARD OF PEACE! CONGRATULATIONS TO WHATEVER HER NAME IS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF DR. PHIL.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. CASEY ANTHONY IS NOW PART OF MY LEGION OF PEACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP BEST PRESIDENT COVFEFE.

Sir. We are out of ketchup. No ketchup for your cheeseburber tonight sir. I am...I am so sorry. What the fuck are we supposed to do. Your sons are spending the night and Eric likes to make the special sauce for his dino buddies and he will throw a tantrum. We need your guidance.

IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE PEACE CAUCUS! PLEASE WELCOME THE MAN FROM THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION! YOU KNOW HIM AS THE ENTREPRENEUR WHO CAPTURED THE BOY WHO'S HAIR WOULDN'T STOP GROWING AND FORCED OTHER CHILDREN TO MAKE IT INTO PAINT BRUSHES! A GREAT MAN!

GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX CREATED BY CHINA TO FLOOD MY BASEMENT AND RUST MY BOWFLEX. IF THERE WAS GLOBAL WARMING WHY ARE THE OTTER POPS THAT MY BOY ERIC LOVES SO MUCH STILL GIVING HIM BRAIN FREEZE. MY UNCLE WAS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIAN AND THEY SAY I AM SMARTER THAN HIM. DJT.

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE ADDITION OF LORENA BOBBITT TO OUR BEAUTIFUL PEACE COUNCIL TEAM. I'M DOING A WHOLE 90S THING. WE LOVE THE 90S DON'T WE. SO MY OTHER PICK IS JOEY BUTTAFUOCO AND THE GUY WHO TRIED TO TAKE OUT NANCY KEERIGAN. IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST PEACEFUL COUNCIL IN HISTORY! DJT.

I HAVE HEARBY DECIDED THAT MOO DENG IS NO LONGER INVITED TO THE SUPER FRIENDS OF PEACE COMMITEE. MOO DENG IS JUST A SMALL TINY WET BABY WHO WANTS TICKLES AND IS NOT FIT FOR WORLD DOMINATION. ALSO I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF HARAMBE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Fucking piece of shit administration just constantly creating chaos to break us down. It's like a happy accident for them that all of their greedy sticky actions also have the benefit of driving sane people mad. It's violence upon those who would stand in their way. The strategy of psychopaths.

My goodness...this album I just can't believe it. Who are these talented gents. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE COME TO A FRAMEWORK OF MY INTERGALACTIC PEACE COUNCIL CONCEPT PLAN. I HAVE ALSO CREATED A LAW WHICH I CAN DO NOW THAT THE GIANTS FROM FRAGGLE ROCK WHO TRY TO EAT FRAGLES WHEN THEY STEAL THEIR RADISHES WILL BE IN CHARGE OF ROUNDING UP NEW RECRUITS TO THE COUNCIL.

HELLO EVERYONE. I AM ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF THE MOST PEACEFUL LEADERS IN THE WORLD. MY FIRST PICK IS NETANYAHU. MY SECOND AND THIRD PICKS ARE CRUELLA DEVILLE AND THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS. I AM ASKING FELLOW PEACEKEEPERS TO GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. - DJT

Karolyn Leavitt's job is to be a piece of shit. To be a piece of shit FOR a piece of shit. Or maybe Trump is the entire shit and she has to become a piece of that shit. All I'm saying is someone should look into this phenomenon of shitception.

I found the source. It's over. It's done.

@troublecuffs.bsky.social I can't find that article I can't remember the name! Help!

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Are there underwater bugs? I have a lot of questions now about insects. One thing I do know though is that potato bugs are actually crustaceans. So those are like sea creatures but on land. And they are completely ridiculous because they can roll up into a ball for no reason.

My mental illness is strong enough to profoundly impact the quality of my life, but not visible enough to be accepted as a disability by most. When people with a disability are expected to perform at the same level as those without one, it feels like living in a psychotic nightmare world.

What I imagine Trump was selling at the military parade. Selling at the military parade. Fucking selling. At. The. Fucking. Military. Parade.

Rugged American individualism is horse shit. I'm seeing A LOT of subservient conformity going on...

I completely respect the fact that you can't fight the Seether and you need to move upside and let the man go through, but what the fuck is a Champagne Supernover.

@pftompkins.bsky.social so Revolution Hall is currently out of Watermelon Water. Could you please do something about this? It was going to really compliment tonight's show. Thanks for your time.

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Here's a Project 2025 tracker to show family and friends who still don't believe in things that happen in reality docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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My staff is hearing reports from Head Start programs in Oregon that they're still locked out of federal funds. My office is doing everything it can to get more info and get funds flowing before providers have to start closing their doors.

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

Roy Wood Jr has a bit where he says “I don’t know how many American flags you can fly at once to equal one Confederate flag, but there’s a number”

I'm just wondering if it would be okay to mass produce red hats that say "Hail Victory!" and sell them for $19.39.