C.Hawk

we didn’t !

Weird commercial!

@jimmy-d.bsky.social Minnesota o-lineman kicked his QB in the dick alert

I just think about baseball.

Q gotta take that 99 yards

🎶And the rocket’s red glare, bunch of bombs in the air….gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag🎶

All the ones that work forces, are the same that fuck horses

First big one done I think maybe.

Somebody gonna have to step up for USA. Italy giving it to em

Michael Barkan lookin like a salt water taffy

SCHWARBARIAN IS THE CORNBARIAN

Kind Giant Panda🐼 ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆

Just had a miserable experience at the bar when trans rights were brought up. Maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut. But these guys were fucking assholes

Wife left me and I lost my job but Lebron is a 76er baby!

Symphony No. 8? Imagine if Schubert finished that shit. Absolute banger

MENTAL

A thousand things in my life going terribly but the thing that makes me cry is Ben Mankiewicz introducing Blazing Saddles on TCM. sure. Thanks. Doing fine over here.

In high school health class, they showed us a sex ed video full of 90s celebrity cameos, and the only memorable one was Sinbad playing a condom, extolling to the viewer about the proficiency of latex over other materials when using a prophylactic. He was quite adamant, actually.

Ben Franklin when we selected the Bald Eagle for national bird

the president loves stealing your money and giving it to pedophiles, folks. it’s like his favorite thing to do

@jimmykempski.bsky.social DING DONG SHOT ON PAIL GEORGE

Thank god Shane Conlin only had to pronounce TJ Parker

Almost had to use my clipboard today. Hung on to win 50-47 and it’s time to have 1 beer to celebrate.

me, dead and at the gates of Hell: but why I am going to the ninth level, for betrayers? who have I betrayed? a demon, poring over his book: it says here that you made Rodger get up off your lap after he was comfortable. me: I didn’t know that counted. a demon: it’s the main thing we look at.

So is that @dhm.bsky.social at the top right?

Simpsons in Philadelphia

Boss really pushing for us to get on LinkedIn and I don’t think I want any parts of it.

Cool. Screaming and crying at my tv about Nick Foles. Having some more beers.

Fucking touchdown Nick Foles

Only place open to get a sandwich

[guy whose only frame of reference for backup qbs having success against the patriots in the playoffs is nick foles and the eagles winning Super Bowl LII] gettin a lot of nick foles vibes here

Mavs Knicks Nut shot @jimmy-d.bsky.social

Tanners tush can’t get pushed?!

Going back to Lock Haven for one more season.

Fuck ICE

in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

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