Ciprian

@solomonrmissouri.com

If they don't bring back the chicken noodle soup I will riot www.sfgate.com/food/article...

I have accepted the fact that I will never spell arythmia correctly on the first try.

Rewatching Blazing Saddles and I had forgotten the poignant genius of the farting around the campfire scene. Absolute cinema 🎥

Absolutely dystopian to see people micro begging on TikTok to pay off debt and handle emergencies.

Taco Bell was there for me through college med school and grad school. I will ride or die for them.

Sigh upon further review that's my circus and those monkeys are definitely mine 😭

That's the emotional load bearing pile of books currently sitting on my office floor.

This Viking is an absolute monster 👀

The US soccer team to FIFA this morning. Welcome to becoming a proper footballing nation 😂

Formula 1 is my favorite form of litigation that claims it's a sport

I wonder if Ghana is generally aware they are down a goal?

This game...

Every world cup I develop a pavlovian response to national anthems.

I think I got my favorite spam email ever. Some "financial advisor" asking me if I was ready to sell the hospital I work at. Like, I don't know dude but I'm happy to cash the check.

Happy to be of service

A crowd singing Flower Of Scotland always hits .

So far both the world cup games have been...shitty

I'm completely unable to ignore a good Brooks Brothers sale. So glad I'm getting sweaters and courdoroy pants just in time for the California summer 🏝️

It's not even plausible since hantavirus doesn't enter the nucleus.

He really dragged the NIH kicking and screaming into speeding up the Human Genome Project. One of the original "you can just do things" dudes that actually accomplished something important.

This is sad 😢

We have reached Gilette levels of GLP agonists. We are now up to 5 receptor blocking. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Pray for me I'm at the hospital (not sick just needed to work today).

Watching The Audacity and I had to pause it a couple times due to second hand cringe.

look at you #Cat #Caturday

This is the most annoying intro to a baseball game I have ever watched.

Got this along with an original Walkman for my 12th birthday

Ok so there are these things called "runs". You just need to score more of them. Yes Mark you can use your fingers to keep track.

Closed doors are personally offensive to my cats. Mind you they don't actually want to go through that door but the mere fact that it's closed is a huge problem.

I see Montoya went for the Balkan dad outfit today.

Has anyone ever figured out what Podrick did to those ladies?

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

This morning's certified banger.

My biggest accomplishment for today has been sitting through 5 Teams meetings and maintaining the ability to STFU.

I've come to accept the fact that I'll never spell arrhythmia correctly on the first try.

I got a new watch and I really like it

I love how every reply from Copilot is essentially: here is a bunch of instructions on how to do it yourself since I'm just a useless resource drain on your computer.

I'm on 24 hour call and forgot to bring my kindle 😭

My 11 yo daughter really really hates these. Whenever we see one driving around she immediately goes on a rant about how stupid they look. One of my proudest father moments. "But dad why is it shaped like a trash container?" 😂

Every few days I regret buying dress shirts without chest pockets. It didn't dawn on me to check that was even a thing.

Am I going crazy or did they change the taste of coke zero???

The ads this year are very underwhelming

At no point could I predict what would happen next.

One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.

My favorite NIH mini game is the random changes in the Biosketch format. We have all your info and nothing has changed but we really think you should fill this again in a slightly different form ✨✨✨