Mark Haile @circuitmouse

Who the fuck puts the fridge RIGHT NEXT TO the oven????

You think billionaire Scott Bessent ever actually ATE at the Cheesecake Factory? Anybody can pull up outside + do a selfie (not a selfie: all the media outlets were all invited to cover it. Even those banned from the White House).

It really doesn't hurt their feelings when they're called racist. They know they're racist. But you'd think being called ridiculous would get their attention.

Ya think he mighta looked up who won before stepping in it. But you notice how nothing fazes him when he gets caught in a lie? How'd he get through all those fancy schmancy schools (Harvard even) and not know where algebra came from? Or zero? The comment on literature, though, was the tour de force.

Let's see what the NYP does with THAT.

...and then I remembered this is the same technology Russia is using to kill people.

Remember way back when, before Jan 20 2025, when saying something as racist, disgusting and downright STUPID as RFK's remarks would cost them their job + pretty much blackball them from every TV network?

The scientists who worked in the industry already knew THEN, about microplastics. They knew. And said nothing.

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The joke IS the Cheesecake Factory joke.

Their frenzy over the fake trans issue has resulted in the creation of a dream job for pedophiles. Which sounds crazy, 'til you realize the same politician who whipped up the anti-trans controversy in the first place is also accused of being a pedophile.

For the UK, the colonial past is the past + needn't be brought up again (unless they're talking about ENGLAND'S English history which is everywhere + part of every day life). apnews.com/article/cari...

Maybe they should just call it "Neighbour."

Sun went down, moon came up.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: AIPAC is funneling cash into elections through a secret network of groups that are branded to popular liberal causes - and that have nothing to do with Israel. For the first time, @levernews.com exposes the entire secret scheme👇

Nicki Minaj joins Trump onstage at Michigan rally

I'm worried less about folks turning out en masse on election day, and more about the Trump-ocalypse afterwards.

Not a good time to take a cruise, then?

Pretty impressive that we have a time-traveling government! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

What if the hundreds of millions poured into a bunch of political races that were doomed from the start was really just a cover for money laundering?

Starshield is officially back up + running, but Musk is still a murderer.

We'll get the details, I hope, when he's in the defendant's dock at the ICC.

Highland Avenue in Manhattan Beach on a late Sunday afternoon.

It's someone's job to tell the president he can't act like a Mafia don. It's all our job.

Estimates go up to 50% more data centers than they can possibly use. Data centers which will drain limited energy + water supplies. But what happens when data centers are mothballed once built because there was no need for them in the first place? Somebody needs to go to Data Centers Anonymous.

Was Paxton really the best candidate that the Texas GOP could scrounge up? Were they reduced to scraping the bottom of the barrel?

NYPD arresting an ICE goon for trying to steal someone off the streets of NYC. RESPECT!!!

Cute 'til he gets to junior high school.

AKA JD Dumbass!

For those of you under 50, please google Shari Lewis. For us oldies 🤣

This Godzilla Vinyl GOES HARD

Trump says he wants to see this war come to a quick end. Pffft. Easy peasey. First, supply Ukraine with all the Patriot missiles they can use (and help them to increase their capacity to deploy them). Open up the pipeline of munitions and matériel needed to bring about that rapid conclusion.

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Oh, yeah. Lindsay Graham voted against interracial marriage, too.

Absolutely 👇

Could you imagine, had this technology been available in 1940, Musk turning it off as the barrage of V1 rockets hit British cities?