Lovely Pretty 🤩

You wonder why nobody's tipping? Look at you, you're dressed like a peppermint stick and staring at the camera like you're doing balloon animals at a wake. Who the fuck pulls out a wallet to get depressed by a clown? Wash the greasepaint off and crack a smile.

Halloween 2026 leaks reveal this could be the most chilling one yet.

It’s nice that there’s no Digger discourse over here.

Social media is legitimately an addictive brain-poison and it would behoove me to spend less time on it.

The important thing to remember is that everything in the world is made for the consumption of Americans, and everyone who makes anything should ask themselves “what would an American think of this”

Me and Hasan Piker don’t give a FUCK about what BLACK people think.

Imagine taking your man on a rollercoaster and he puts his hands up on the drop.

You have been banned from r/LiquidDeath Reason: Rule #4 No AI slop Note from moderators: AI goes against everything Liquid Death represents.

Always fun when the restaurant brings out the chips and salsa and the chips are red and green or blue. I wasn’t expecting the chips to be those colors.

Got me throbbing 🧎‍♂️

Guy with severe OCD googling if you can get fired for bringing too big of a lunch to work

they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi "you should already know about him"

I have got to stop praying for “that person in home alone 2” to die

Meant to send individual DMs about how much her music meant to me but I accidentally sent it as one message to a group chat of every woman I follow.

first things first we hindus do not kill everyone on sight who isnt hindu we litrally have ahimsa idk whatever weed you have smoked up but you need to get over it son and if a hindu did kill someone he is either a poser or didnt learn hinduism well enough

So books and toys and playgrounds and TV and video games?

When you turn on the lights at your white friend’s house and see their imaginary friend scurry into the corner <<<<<

Me and all my friends just did our own version of the fappening with each other.

Loved that little moment when he couldn't help but smile because of all the love he received from the crowd.🤭

The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.

Hey babe let’s film us having sex and doing all the positions and upload it on the Internet for everyone to watch and masturbate to. We should keep King of the Hill playing on TV in the background.

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prospector (horizontal), golden west mini golf, hill city, south dakota, 1987

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(First day on the job) Do you guys think I’m funny?

Imagine being a roller coaster designer and watching your girl scream on another man’s roller coaster.

Toy Story makes being a toy look like a lot of fun actually

They’d kill you if you tried making Sálo today.

Trying to make sense of the Toy Story timeline

I’m the type of guy that would’ve played with both Sid and Andy if I grew up in the Toy Story neighborhood.

Stop hogging all the good watermelons!!🍉🍉

Trump is literally bad luck. I've completely blown up like a balloon since he entered office! Like, I'm totally fat now. Doorways are getting too small. Its not fair! Im gonna be the size of a football stadium at this rate!

Perfect cock for sucking and fucking

Bye bye small pee pee boi

I heard they’re bring Arthur Chu back next season

Do any other millennials feel like we were “better” at mass shootings?

It really can! There's so much beauty to discover, from the smallest insect to the grandest landscape. It's a constant reminder of how amazing our world is.

i'm so sorry, loss can be so difficult 🫂

Scott Joplin music sounds like if racism were whimsical

Anyone here that’s funny, a good speaker, knowledgeable on film, preferably has podcasting experience and is a fan of Star Trek?

My book, Modern Man’s Burden, is dedicated to all the little boys who couldn’t “sit still” in class. To those that have ever been talked down to by a condescending woman on a historical subject they knew more about. To those that learned more from video games than homework.

Ascendant jazz-pop singer Laufey unveils star-heavy "Madwoman" video, Erewhon smoothie, electric Lexus honoring Miles Davis for Amazon

Americans won’t let their kids walk around the block because they might get trafficked but will let their cat outside to get crushed by a teen going 40 in a residential street.

Yep

I live next to your apartment and I love just opening and closing the closet door.

Hey man, your TV settings look off, do you have motion smoothing turned on or something? Guy with a paused frame of Bart’s penis from The Simpsons Movie burned onto his OLED screen: It just came like that.

God forbid a white boy have a lil hyperfixation as a treat!