pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

Bluesky has 4 kinds of users

I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell

My Portuguese might be a little rusty, but to all my Brazilian followers I’d like to say: “You’ve reached your monthly usage limit. Purchase more credits to continue using Claude”

Going to revival screenings of Tristar movies and screaming when the logo pegasus gets too close to the camera

Oh you want me to go see the movie everyone is talking about? Go see it at a cinema? The place where they literally drive a train at you?? not gonna happen lol 😂

First I found out this place used to be owned by HITLER and now it’s BURNING DOWN???? This spa weekend could not possibly be going worse 😭

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen stay exactly the same in your lifetime? I say rubber bands. They were fine back then and they’re fine now.

I have teamed up with Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey on a new startup to genetically engineer dogs that don’t shit

BREAKING: Sources at Amazon MGM have told Deadline that the next James Bond will be “whoever shows up to the audition first” because “who gives a shit.”

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

Just been such a revolution in my worldview to realise that people like Musk actually believe this, this isn't just the nonsense they feed the rubes so they can do coldly rational mercantile calculations in smokey rooms among themselves. No. It's rubes all the way down, they're that stupid.

I’ll be fine if the whole internet goes down. I will simply relearn how to read.

I’ve been following the Digger discourse and I’m now unashamedly pro-Digger, even though I will never watch it and know that if I did watch it I would hate it

What a strange and wonderful life it must be, to be good at parrying in video games.

Vehicular suicide (disambiguation)

Oh you’re just finding out now that John Cleese is a racist?? This wasn’t enough of a hint for you???

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

*after watching the Friday the 13th prequel series* I understand Jason Voorhees now. He was right to kill all those people, even the ones he killed in space.

Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?

It’s kind of crazy that nothing really worked out for Hitler except his car company, which has been a big success

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

I know this won’t be a popular opinion on here, but it’s time we all went back to Renner App. Yes it got bad on there after Jeremy was crushed to death by that snowplow, but now you’ll see far more celebrations of Jeremy’s life than discussions of the specific mechanics of his brutal pulverisation

Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.

HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

i mean

Australopithecus 3 million years ago: