Blorp

Bluesky is an unsettling combo of New York Times articles, disgusting hairy men naked, and furries. What is this place????

Oh no! Not the worst most overpriced grocery store!

Zohran has the opportunity to be this generations John Purroy Mitchel

They are literally talking about him like he died

Facts

Tesla swerves directly into bike lane almost hitting me. Tesla drivers are by far the worst in the city.

This sounds like a public bukkake. Idk if this is what Jesus meant when he said to service the poor

my dentist is going to regret asking me whats new at my next appointment

Me over here in the dense breast mammogram machine parking lot

I pronounce Bluesky (Blue-SKI)

watching oppenheimer the way christopher nolan intended for it to be seen: on a boox palma ereader

This car is giving some mixed messages

Nasty Water

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

How are is life has depth

Wow

Yesterday was a beautiful day so I went on a ride around the city

It’s illegal not to follow me on Bluesky. Do NOT break the law

It’s gunna be really funny when Elon gets bankrupted by his breeding cult

Pope Francis died this morning. This is Marjorie Taylor Greene’s response:

The pope dies and his Holy Spirit destroys the stock market. RIP king

Sheeps Meadow is packed

Bethesda Fountain is back on in Central Park

JD Vance is Michael Scott if he was mean

Piers Morgan is the modern Jerry Springer

SAY IT AIN'T SO

OMG 👰🏻‍♀️👩‍✈️🩷❤️🧡

Cherry Blossom season in full swing. POV spring morning bike ride in the park.

Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead

The far right loves defending car dealerships

Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem

you have my attention

High speed rail>FSD

Elon said during his Tesla Q1 presentation that “my predictions have a good track record” and a hush fell upon the crowd

Balatro is ruining my life

i’m losing my shit at this

Just left my wife for the Dualingo AI girl

Columbia campus I’m watching NYPD deployed drones, seemingly for the protest happening here on campus

SpaceX littering toxic space trash over the Bahamas reef system. Good thing the US government pays billions of dollars for this!