Keri Maijala

PSA: there is still time to do a Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes couple’s costume

My heart can’t take this.

My brain the last 72 hours: “WUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNG WUUUUUU TANNNNNG”

Are we posting favorite tweets? “No it’s Africa by Toto” is often said in our household

My submission: youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY?...

From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.

Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.

This sounds a lot like double-secret probation

A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on

I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.

I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household

Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh

Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person: “But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?” “OH.” “Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?” “OMG NOT RANDOM.” “Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!” “OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.” Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”

WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!

Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.

Strong Levy showing in this game so far

A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.

Should I start watching Gilmore Girls check one ▫️ yes ▫️ no

Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears

This is the scene where God looks right at the camera and says, “The Aristocrats!”

Where’s that deus ex machina when you need it

In the new Wallace and Gromit movie if you pause the movie at just the right time you can see Wallace’s bum

Like not even an exclamation point?

I’m going to be honest I feel like the New Year’s Eve novelty glasses have gone downhill since 2009

What are the odds we *both* forgot cranberries? Statistically unlikely

Headed out for a walk to the beach and heard a lot of sirens. When I got to the beach I discovered why. The end of the Santa Cruz Wharf had collapsed.

Forever obsessed with the way King Moonracer claps his paws

Wh… why is he carrying a log? What’s he going to do with it? WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT

Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker. This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!" This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.

Talking with my husband about "Love, Actually" and in particular the scene with Emma Thompson crying and how upset it makes me: Dave: "Keri." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "I promise you, with all my heart..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "That I will never, ever cheat on..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "...Emma Thompson."

Christmas market featuring a puzzlingly high ratio of pet item vendors Vendor 1: “Do you have pets?” Me: “No.” V2: “Do you have pets?” M: “No.” V3: “Do you have a dog?” M: “No.” V3: “Why not?” M: “Because he DIED okay?! HE IS DEAD!” (I didn’t say it like that and V3 was very kind but he asked)

Advent calendar fuse box

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Top tip. Wife has just worked out how to turn the festive Mariah Carey earworm so prevalent at this time of year seamlessly into the tune of Theme From Flood by They Might Be Giants, and I hope that this knowledge could save a lot of people a lot of grief.

At a store, walking by an attractive couple wearing stylish, preppy outfits: Dave: “Is it just me, or did they remind you of—“ Me: “Yes. They were looking for another Busy Bee.”

The good news: . * ･ ｡ﾟIT’S MAGICAL . * ･ ｡ﾟ The bad news: It’s a driving day

This was bonkers in the best possible way. Loved every second of it. #starlightexpress #woowoo

Got your nose

There are exactly two Thanksgiving songs. One by Adam Sandler, and the other:

IT’S SNOWING IN LONDON IT’S SNOWING IN LONDON

Current status: tormenting my husband by singing Morrissey songs as Kermit the Frog and vice versa

And now we know.

Watching the town Christmas parade. Tuba player honks on by. Sister-in-law to me: “The tuba seems like the kind of instrument you would play.” Me: “Fair.”

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

I can’t stop laughing at “Tim Onion.” I love it here.

Okay but what if I want it anyway