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I could not blame anyone for not voting for Josh Turek. I will blame them for living in Iowa on purpose though.

Pick your cats early!

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So really, CBS sucked well before Bari Weiss. Even their old people are terrible.

It's also worth noting, Tommy left of his own free will, and was not dragged out by a pack of fat deputies.

MAGA sucks at math.

Still waiting for a good guy with a gun...

Walking the dog, listening to The Score with Edmond Stone, who is now playing the soundtrack to The Omen. That bird looks so evil.

Even his staff is trolling him now.

It should never be this hot in Oregon in October. This is fucking crazy.

Did Murdoch buy #BBC when I wasn't looking?

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House joint resolution...from the Alabama of the North. My state government is stupid too, but at least Oregon's weed is cheap and plentiful.

Last night around midnight, I realized we were our of beans. Today I'm living the Harlan Ellison classic, I Have No Coffee and I Must Scream.

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I'm reading Plutarch's Parallel Lives, because the only other recognized old man past times are WW2 battle histories, restoring old cars or getting way too in to trains. I would love to hear his argument in the Batman/Superman debate.

One of my favorite Bad Seeds albums for years...and it's only now just occurred to me to notice how far apart Cave's nipples are spaced. That's really far.

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Almost makes the skyrocketing prices worth it.

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Can't help but notice Google hasn't renamed their Superintelligence (SI) models.

We should put his name on the Kennedy Center.

I will play that game.

AllClasical is doing a fundraising drive, and the random station I was taking refuge at played Jessie's Girl out of the blue. Turns out I know every word, and my timing was immaculate. There's a reason the Cylons killed that guy first. Wish I could remember Tennyson that well.

Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.

Under the deal, which gives US sweeping authority to build all the bases they want, non NATO countries are banned from Greenland. So what happens when Shitler decides to pull out?

Here we are, living in a world lousy with Bond villains, and not a single goddamned James Bond.

'Among those summoned were the top leaders of the five ideological caucuses, known as the “five families,” and some committee chairs.' We've turned the nation over to the fucking Mafia. Can't wait for Canada and Mexico to impose some democracy on us.

Find a comfortable seat, and enjoy the fruits of academia.

Nobody arpeggios like Fripp.

Obviously.

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My school district is doing a moment of silence for 9/11, the first time ever. Just learned it's because Linda McMahon's Dept. of Pro Wrestling issued the directive last night, along with a directive to do 45 minutes of 9/11 related curriculum, with no curriculum provided.

It wouldn't be right. youtu.be/FaidaE1ZxrI?...

Arthur C. Clarke's take on South Africa in Childhood's End (1953) has not aged particularly well.