The Excelorcist

@bsky.app I have "180 followers" and I am able to see 83 of them. Please offer some form of an explanation here. And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.

@variety.com hear me out: "Funeral Crashers" (2026) www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENh... Try to work-in Trump's actual quote (56m30s) and context - "If Jesus Himself comes back before 10 AM, I ain't goin'."

Researchers at @utoronto.ca hatched (chicken or egg?) "negative group delay". Generally speaking, relativity is also special. Time is not absolute - space, time, mass, energy - yet #comedy insists "timing is everything". 7/24/2026 at #WHCD Trump tries comedy, "negative group delay", zero excitement.

Republican Party is so bad that the Democratic Party is self-sabotaging itself against both the Democratic Socialist Party and the Republican Party so that corporatism remains in power.

#MAGA is d'facto's intolerant

@zeteo.com Mehdi, why do you refuse to connect the two essential dots? 1. Fascism 2. Corporatism This is Mussolini's distinction; he was explicit in clarifying the ideological equivalence. "Neoliberalism" is glib corporate imperialism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPOq... Innovating fascism = fascism.

Ms. Crabs Legged does the best scrambled eggs. Gordon Ramsey ("dogmas ornery") version is good, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsDj... #scrambledeggs

you can use a chair to both understand and over stand

I'm not saying _your_ parents or grandparents paid sex workers for intercourse, I have no way of making that specific claim; however, _our_ parents and grandparents *could pay* sex workers for intercourse. Their jobs afforded the option. In 2026, OnlyFans does, "I Got 5* On It" as a #gigbang. * +/-

Anthecology sounds perfectly natural until it's time to teach your child about the birds and the bees. ... homeschoolers need to get outside more often. ... the results are too easily reproduced. ... histamine is written by the winners. I could go on-and-ontology, but you get the allergist of it.

Lore persists that Benjamin Franklin devised the "kite-string-key" experiment in 1752 to understand electricity via lightning strikes. Now, imagine what shocking realities we may unlock regarding power's storms by studying the puppet strings attached to governments' lofty avatars. #abstraction

They're doing little January 6s because that's all they know how to do.

Can experts deny the obvious answer to a stupid question? We asked a dozen think tank whores with Ivy doctorates. The answer might surprise you.

I’ve always felt this James Baldwin truth, I feel it this year on our 250th anniversary more than ever.

"The Book of Eli" (2010) as sequel to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975) improved by [SPOILERS]: 1. Denzel Washington clapped coconut halves to echolocate his environment 2. Gary Oldman could portray silliness within villainy 3. The sequel title was "Connecting Dots and the Holy Braille"

Alan Greenspan is now one with the free market.

Blanche: I am the Acting Attorney General! The fact that I used to be President Trump’s lawyer is just a fact. DON’T SAY THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER LAWYER WILL DO SOMETHING—SAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL DO SOMETHING!

‘She really did suffer a lot to get her story out there. And so to have people embrace it would be amazing to her’: Virginia Giuffre’s ghostwriter Amy Wallace talks to @luciaoc.bsky.social

Understanding this photograph requires an advanced knowledge of Scientology and its founder('s wager).

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

#Bluesky is a DIY censorship experiment.

Today is Che's birthday, pure coincidence, some would say #synchronicity.

GnoemP!

#Furby rabbit hole, go, do it

@microsoft.com I want you to know that by dropping MS Publisher (and raising rates, but mostly dropping Publisher) you have obliterated my meme-game. Along these same lines, I solicit #advice as to a similar, low effort platform for meme-gen capacity.

I would add that we need more information on Natalie Harp. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie...

If you're truly skilled with something, there's a good chance you can do that thing intoxicated better than 99% of people who are sober. Yet, more men will agree with this drunk-idea-wager rather than conceding that a female professional athlete will obvi defeat them at the relevant sporting event.

@clubdoom.bsky.social figured out how to erase his mistake with a wiki link. Good job, Dan.

This place is amazing. Make an appointment to see it here: trumpsonian.us

Bunch of good photos in that gallery. I thought this one was good too.

Because it connects with her voters.

i stop using punctuation when i'm on my.

I heard autistic people laugh at their own jokes and that makes me laugh, too; get layered.

Like the Met Gala, but putting a microphone in front of riot-gear super-force crowd control goons and asking them "Who are you wearing?"

Food for thought-less-necessities: Palmer Luckey brainstormed plans to feed the food-obsessed chewish peoples a synthetic offering (non-Kosher, we assume) derived from petroleum products. If you think that truth is hard-to-swallow, ponder the real ingredients of success, per FDA... as the digest-IF.

Narrator: Israel has no positive attributes.

I want the @economist.com to understand but not to succeed.

I am willing to debate Michael Bloomberg without spiritual armor.

reiterate

I'm going to type "Laurene Powell Jobs" and attach an exterior link to a photo/article and then this'll all go away. www.pacificpundit.com/2024/10/24/t... Israel is a golem.

#stamp

epic but it'll be deleted to the memory-hole; #thread

#Israel is a #golem.