Chris Lindsay

Have we learned nothing from the KISS solo albums

Seems like a very significant move

Legit question for suburban Atlantans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that run into my cul-de-sac within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

Also our new space station is fully operational and on its way to Alderaan

Shiny Happy People is the best REM song

He means Starship, the band that built this city

This is California-specific but Bear In Hot Tub

I have a joke about the Winchester House but I’m afraid to stop working on it

Frickin Shakespeare, inventing introspection along with everything else

Singing “post hoc / proctor hoc” to the tune of Hey There / Georgy Girl and going insane. Not sure if these things are related.

It doesn’t count as political unless the chyron says POLITICS

One more for the list of People Whose Opinions I Can Disregard

A Chevy Malibu with dead aliens in the trunk will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Explaining the song YYZ to my thoroughly uninterested children

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Gold is a bad standard. How do we measure its worth? Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth? #economy #burl

Looking forward the Canadian spinoff IT: Welcome to Dary #letterkenny

Nerd Christmas is 2/17/27 gizmodo.com/star-wars-or...

Any movie where the plot covers a year or more is at least partly a Christmas movie

Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead

Supernatural had an in-universe show like that called Ghostfacers.

New Main Character of the day just dropped

CHOTINER: Then Kint left. KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid. CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office. KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence. CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence? KUJAN: … no

If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: nouns, verbs, articles, prepositions, probably pronouns. Adjectives and adverbs helpful, but not required.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

The guy in the song: [walks 500 miles, walks 500 more] Next day, his AppleWatch: Keep it going

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Luke and Leia being played by siblings really should have tipped us off

Actual thing I just said to my children: That is NOT how the Macarena goes!

I had an Orpheus joke, now that I look back on it

Legally required to document this Wordle 1,389 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It’s like raaain on your wedding day It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale

@clindz.bsky.social

RIP

My children are learning it as “deck the halls with Lauren Holly” and I will NOT apologize

The sacking of Londinium by Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni.

And then there was the day in 1977 when Rob Halford of Judas Priest ran into Christopher Reeve during the filming of Superman The Motion Picture. What I love most about this is that Reeve sounds exactly like I’d hope Superman himself would. (From Halford’s memoir “Confess”.)

#BuildToGive

Public Enemy: hear the drummer get wicked The Drummer: oh it’s sort of a love story between these two witches

Roman Numeral pizza, available in 4 sizes: small, 1,000, 50, and 40

Happy Sunday to everyone, but especially to the guy in the grey sweatsuit on the motorcycle in the Circus Liquor parking lot at noon, chasing a mini bottle of something with a swig of red Gatorade. Just make it to sundown, brother, you got this.

Dreamed about a cover band called Jackson Hole that did Jackson Browne songs in the style of Hole and vice versa

I will go see Napoleon IF & ONLY IF ABBA’s Waterloo plays over the end credits

“Wait, who?” - me, failing to get a reference literally 10 seconds into a conversation with any of the people on Billions

8 year old just told me she thought the expression was “as ready as a lever be” meaning a lever is always ready to do what it’s supposed to do