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So basically the truth will set us free but the problem is the truth has never been less discernible

No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting

Subverting the rise of anti intellectualism by asking Wait what

The fact that going to Starbucks in 2010 was queerflagging

Guy with medical anxiety who has to pee after jerking off so he doesn’t get an std

Saturday 7pm gym to numb the pain

No shade but it gets better when we make it better

Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt

Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay

ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly

I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism.

Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie

Happy cock year ❤️ year of the fire cock ❤️

Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds

[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you

My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”

Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >>

I heart music I heart water I heart music water

Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory

Here’s how Kamala can still win:

Democrats have a humiliation kink

Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I would like to start having fun again

When humans don’t kill each other >

The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time

Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake

Austin

Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you

Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat

Gonna be gay in a public space again today

Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way

Chicken son or fish daughter

Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)

Not my fault your gay

My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning

Where my other allies at