Jays aka Clovis

Jays aka Clovis

@clovislives.bsky.social

I don't shine if you don't shine. Currently Chicago. Formerly DC, PA, and MI. The banner image reads “Beloved Aunt.” he/him. No LGB without the T. 🏳️‍🌈

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One thing I think people, even smart people, don't quite get is if you think making daylight saving time permanent so the sun sets later during the winter means you don't LOSE sunlight somewhere else (mornings) you don't understand physics. We simply cannot manufacture an extra hour of sunshine.

Brian Beutler@brianbeutler.bsky.social

A plea: For as long as Donald Trump is president, let us resist the siren song of daylight saving populism. (I am a standard time hater, and take no pleasure in reporting this.) www.offmessage.net/p/tom-cotton...

Well crap. I read this and identified with literally everything in it. Except I have never seen a psychic. At least, not intentionally or to my knowledge. Also this is doing nothing to alleviate my crush on @jpbrammer.bsky.social. If he reads this, I have light eyes! But blond hair. (dark blond?)

JP@jpbrammer.bsky.social

I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...

ATTN: Gays

Ronan Farrow@ronanfarrow.bsky.social

Grindr is training its AI on your photos, your age, and your taps by default, without asking. This video shows where the app buried the off switch. The stakes are high on an app like Grindr. Numerous countries criminalize same-sex relations, so being outed through your data can be dangerous.

RFK Jr needs to be charged and sent to jail for mass murder. I'm convinced he sees people not like him as lesser forms of life, and so therefore he believes he can have them killed and it will only strengthen humanity. He's a fucking war criminal.

Stand Up for Science!@standupforscience.net

The CDC just re-opened a previously shelved study that would withhold the hepatitis B vaccine from children in Guinea-Bissau, despite decades of evidence showing it is safe and effective. This is a violation of human rights, using “science” to harm some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

The eternal question with JD Vance is always "Is he grifting or is he just actually that dumb?" I'm not saying he doesn't grift. But I am saying he is a very dumb person.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

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"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

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Trump has now refunded $128 billion dollars from his tariffs to corporations. Tariffs he created, made Americans pay for, and then returned right back to his donors. We paid, and his friends cashed in.

I'm just enjoying how incredible this picture is in the context of this man holding a job with 2,000 years' worth of history behind it and thinking what all those two millennia of previous Popes would think if they could see/comprehend this. Our world is wild.

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I just had to unfollow an activist/journalist that I have respected for a long time but has fully blackpilled and is now saying she "hates all democrats" and hopes every dem who doesn't meet her personal standards on trans issues loses. Because two more years of Republican assaults means...

...more people hurt, but she'll still have her moral superiority and that's what matters, I guess. I just hate seeing how much social media and internet-brain just thoroughly cooks even smart, thoughtful people. It's so fucking sad.

My initial thought on seeing this was, "Did she really say that or is this overstated?" Oh no. That's literally what she said. This is gross and inexcusable. If you're in Ohio, please tell her office how bad this is and how much she has fucked up.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Holy shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.

I have no idea if this is actually true, but even if it isn't it sounds like a decent idea to me...

Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Fran Liebowitz has talked about how AIDS not only killed off most of the generation's great artists, it also killed the great audiences, leaving behind only rubes and people with lesser taste to ascend up the creative ladders. Trump is the apotheosis of that - bad taste and no personal talent.

The Washington Sun Metro@washsunmetro.bsky.social

The Kennedy Center removed the famous “Blue” outdoor sculpture from its grounds on Wednesday. https://www.notus.org/metro/kennedy-center-removes-blue-beloved-sculpture-joel-shapiro-the-reach

I can be skeptical when folk find evidence of Nazism all over the place (as Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar) but Jesus Christ. This is just undeniable. What other reason would "88" be the chosen dollar amount???

Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social

88, huh?

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Trump -- eyes closed, looking uncannily like an embalmed corpse -- leaves the White House today (Jim Watson/AFP via Getty)

Two things can be true at once: 1) This is stupid and dumb because no one is going to call it "Lake America"; and 2) I so fucking sick of this giant orange shit bag and his fucking ugly toupee/wig (as seen below) embarrassing me and my entire country.

Read this and leave your Doomer shit at the door before you talk to me.

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social

Tired of shitting yourself because the GOP's trying to steal votes? Here's info from a veteran. I live in the US capitol of ballot fraud! The good ol' NC-09. I've personally been hit by two (2) NATIONAL NEWS-level GOP attempts to steal elections. BOTH 👏 FAILED 👏 because we WORKED. Here's how.

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One of the things I hate the most about tariffs is that we knew they were illegal, and when the court finally decided they were illegal, they forced Trump to refund the tariffs. But the refunds went to the corporations, and not the people the corporations raised prices on. What a scam.

Jesus. I really left DC at the right time.

Maybell Romero@maybell.bsky.social

I haven’t been to DC since before the last election. The vibe is weird, y’all. You might be having a nice conversation with someone at a bar then they’ll start talking about the "importance" of testosterone testing in the military, or how they hope more car racing comes to DC. Ugh.

This is lovely. Reminds me of Maupin's "Letter to Mama": These aren't radicals or weirdos, Mama...Their attitude is neither patronizing nor pitying. And their message is so simple: Yes, you are a person. Yes, I like you. Yes, it's all right for you to like me, too. www.sfgate.com/entertainmen...

sfgate.comLETTER TO MAMALETTER TO MAMA
Hillary Monahan@hillarymonahan.bsky.social

A baby trans girl was working the window at drivethrough and I made a comment about how gorgeous her nails were and said "Girl where did you get those" and she blushed, smiled so wide her face cracked, and said "YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ALL DAY." Be nice to the dolls.

I cannot WAIT for the legal and social SHIT SHOW that is going to go down between Natalie Harp and Melania when Trump dies and Harp claims she is owed Trump assets as his actual wife and caregiver.

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com

Hey quick question, what the FUCK does this mean

Just in case you need another reason to boycott Target - we all paid Trump's tariffs; they hit companies like Target, but they passed on the cost to us, the consumers. Now Target gets $1bn as a gift and the rest of us get...nothing.

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social

Target's profits just doubled, because the company got a massive $1 billion tariff refund. Ordinary people have yet to see tariff refunds from the government or these corporations. www.ft.com/content/c555...

It's a core tenet of conservatism that injustice is not wrong so long as it happens to someone else; it's only a crime when it happens to you. BTW, this asshole is 100% voting for any Republican in 2028 who promises to do what was done to his wife but only to black/brown people.

I have so many thoughts and feelings about this but the biggest one is if you are a Dem who even flirts with the idea of having "concerns about men in women's sports" go fuck yourself. You don't get my vote and you don't deserve to be in public office.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

New in PN: Transgender athletes are a red herring "None of this discourse happened bc there is a new high-profile trans athlete in the news. Instead, Republicans are starting a culture war to rile up their base, co-opt Dems into agreeing with them, & push trans people out of public life altogether"

I did not know this and I fucking love it. "OH GOD! JESUS CHRIST, JUST STOP SCREAMING! Seriously, why did The Lord give you all such well-developed vocal chords?" -- Angels, probably

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I hate that she had to do this, but goddamn do I love that she had the fortitude to fight back against these cowardly, racist-ass fuckers.

Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social

Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.

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Today is "Soft Rains Day" for those who remember this haunting 1950 Ray Bradbury piece. It's classic Bradbury, eerily accurate w/ its predictions in some respects (looking at you, Alexa), and well worth a few moments of your day to read if you're so inclined.

Lisa Kadonaga@tapirtrouble.bsky.social

Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012