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Trump should immediately change his name to 💩

Meanwhile... The Epstein Files and Putin's Gimp

The skid mark that demolished America wants what? Can someone please check him to see if oxygen is reaching his brain at all? We've all seen how devoted his followers are to whatever spews out of him, and must blame and shame them to their grave.

I hadn't thought of that but I bet you're right.

He did really, really bad stuff there, didn't he?

Now there’s something that needs a new name. Something like Trump-Epstein Pedo Ranch. (I’m sure someone more creative than me can come up with a better name.)

Onward goes the foul, corrupt stench of Donald Trump. This is just a distraction from Trump committing treason and signing on to help corrupt Russia, a country of war criminals.

That can't be real

As someone with pretty deep heritage from this state.. somebody put tio loco back in the closet please.

just wait until he finds out about new england

Ffs, he's off the chart mental!!

Goddamn asshole.

Typical distraction by Epstein’s buddy for he knows what’s coming in a few weeks (hopefully).

Trump hates that he has no control over the name “New Mexico”, which dates back 400 years.

Remember, this shit is actually written by Natalie. Maybe directed by the dumbest with a b man alive, but she's posting for him.

Does he live in Flowery…?

His rapid mental decline couldn't have had better timing. 14 more days..

A level of stupid so large it's hard to fathom. We are in a time we could have WWIII for a mad man now.

Donald should immediately change his name to that of his boss Vladimir. We should call him Vlad the Imposter.

This is real? Two months ago Trump calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America would have been parody.

Donny Dementia and his obsessive name changing

"Mexico has universal healthcare, and we can't be confused with that."

Some strong whiffs of “desperate”

The proverbial screw is precariously perched on the precipice.

Yeah.

Said this aloud as I was reading it.

The Rio Grande will be rename Bigly River

Was just thinking that myself

Mad king has spoken

Mental illness on display here.

So why not change his own name to Donald America?

A new America is needed, the old one isn't working.

EPSTEIN FILES

I was joking about this idea weeks ago. I guess I'm just surprised it took him this long to come up with it.

Wait til he starts on New England. What will that become??! Hey and by the way can we have all our names back? Boston, York, Plymouth …

Mexico should rename their country to America, then ICE won't be able to sh!t to all these "Americans'!

Every time I hear about Trump trying to rename things I see this meme…

I’ll be glad when this stupid period in history is over. This man is truly ignorant. America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian explorer. I’m pretty sure that he doesn’t know this. This is especially rich coming from the guy who is a traitor by helping Putin.

We stole the land from Mexico and they stole it from the native tribes before that. New Mexico will remain New Mexico. The Gulf of Mexico will remain The Gulf of Mexico as will Lake Ontario remain Lake Ontario. He needs to get a grip.

Wait until Trump finds out that the name of our country is not America! Next up: “I am renaming this country ‘The America of America’. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

The pace at which he is escalating, day by day, before the election now, is frightening...

Is this a real post?

New England just isn't brown enough for this treatment I guess.

Mar-a-Lago: SPANISH for Sea-to-Lake. Why not start there, grandpa?

Release the Epstein-Maxwell-Trump Pedo Files NOT the Epstein-Maxwell-Trump Pedo Philes.

New United States of America or just New USA would be better.

What about New York, New England, New Hampshire, New Orleans, New Jersey. Don’t be a selective racist 😜

JFC! Delusional!

New York should be New America Too: electric bugaloo

Has Google Maps already changed it?

New Mexico was named in the 1500s for the Mexica (Aztec) ppl. Long before there was a country of Mexico.

Didn't he post this a month or so ago?

I suppose nobody's told him that California is named after Queen Kalafia, from a 1510s Spanish novella.

It's got to be the fumes from Natalie's printer, no.

It's harder and harder to tell Trump postings from The Onion postings.

The Horror has become mundane, hasn't it? Except that every once in awhile, you look towards the horizon and regain some perspective for a moment, and you find yourself shocked at your lack of passion and antipathy.

We already salute the American flag, you idiot. As for our so-called "crooked elections," the problem is that you can't accept that we want nothing to do with you and your crime family.

It's named for the peppermint patty.

"Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam. Why'd they change it? I can't say. People just liked it better that way" TMBG

I would love to see what Endora would do.

Then it should have been renamed to New Sargent in later seasons.

At least he isn’t asking for New Trump.

“In other news, the city manager of Ontario California, a small city outside of L.A. has been asked to have a call with the president”

Are we sure it's real?

The senile old fart has already tried this. Has he forgotten? #Orange #Goldfish

New Spain. Mexico came later.

Just rename the place "The American States Of America"

Are you kidding He would would love slaveholding better then golf

The United States of America should change its name to the American United American States of American's America. We are the people not only airlines and insurance companies.

He has zero clue that Mexico is part of the Americas.

Mara La Lago should be too Spanish for him

He’s not normal

"Even old New York was once New Amsterdam" Jimmy Kennedy and Nat Simon lyrics ~"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

The Dutch spelled it as "Nieuw Amsterdam" (in province "Nieuw-Nederland"), bought the place for 60 guilders from the native Indians. English took over, named it New York, Dutch shortly returned in 1673, named it "Nieuw-Oranje", a year later British again, re-establishing New York

Greetings from Amsterdam, The Netherlands 😎

I can't say. People just liked it better that way.

Oh I'm positive he's had several. That's when he's been taking those cognitive tests. They know damn well he's in mid-stage dementia but nobody's willing to invoke amendment 25.

And let's change the name of the Rio Grande to The Great American River. It protects us from "those people".

Mexico, The Sequel

Bet he doesn’t realize that NJ, NY, and NH are all named after places in Europe.

dipshit jtRump just go away

Another example of why, on average, 1/3 Americans are dumber than plant life. And, by the way, I know some pretty smart plants.

Maybe. But most of NM has a robust early-voting system. I've already cast my vote -- in person.

How will mexico ever recover

Still laser-focused on the issues Americans care about, I see. 🙄

He really is a idiot. He doesn't just play the part on TV.

"Home values and income would rise" is quite an insightful assumption

trump is insane and must be committed to an insane asylum forthwith. He cannot be allowed to spread more insanity. No one anywhere should ever be subjected to trump’s egregiously offensive existence. Impeach convict remove incarcerate the imbecile now!

Should New York be New America, as well? New Jersey?

I’m just shocked he didn’t suggest changing it to Trumpsylvania or something.

He’s fucking nuts!

Have Google Maps changed it yet?

Donald's mental health seems to have degenerated significantly over the last few weeks. All those unhinged rallies have taken their toll.

York is a Northern English city. So you can change the name of that city you’ve got with the large lady out front, for starters. And the other remaining 3000 town/city names you nicked from every other country. You can keep Colon, Michigan though…

Mission Make It Stop - Vote Blue 💙

What an absolute idiot.

Well, there are 3 things going on. 1). Trump's a bully / rapist / troll, so he has to flex that daily 2). Dementia's making #1 progressively worse 3). His peroxide blonde diaper binky bunny Princess Ivanka doppelganger Harp is shielding him from polls that show him at less than 420% approval

WTF?

let`s compromise, New America Mara- Shit -Hole

counting allll the fucking ways this is groan-worthy 😩😩😩

To be fair, most of us who live here can't spell it either. 🤣

You win!! 🏆🥇🎖️🪎

I doubt he can even say it.😅

There’s no way he can spell it

I had bet on "New Trumpland." Perhaps I'll win when he attempts to rename Canada or Greenland. What a farce this ghoul is.