clownlore

FUCK BELISARIUS CAWL

Birthday

Anytime my coworkers controls the music at work he puts on what I can only describe as "the YouTube shorts playlist"

Deadlock got me saying shit like "Baba Blue, Baba Blue!" unorinically

Maybe the reason deadlock characters are so flirtatious with each other is because valve it's trying to incept sexual tension between gamers so they cooperate with their lane partners more

Actually crazy how far discord has fallen just got offered to wash a fanduel ad for orbs

My Mitch McConnell homunculus that I keep in a constant state of euphoria in order to prevent him from massacring everyone in a 5 mile radius

I miss my spurt...

I hope fall actually shows up and I can wear these

My biggest regret in life is missing out on shock collar xrd at frosty faustings cause I hadn't transitioned yet

excuse me miss hey how are ya have you met my buddy here? he’s—shut UP dude—yeah no he's really sick with AI psychosis and he told me what he wants more than anything is to get a kiss from a beautiful woman right now

One common real-life example of the butterfly effect is when you masturbate on your penis et al. and some time later you cum

Lost 40 dollars in poker tonight

No one's getting amnesia anymore what's up with that

They did phrenology on a grape

Fuck I literally love concern trolling so much it's my toxic trait

I either got the poopoo parasite or my diet is just shit

Just experienced a crazy bout of "gamer's remorse"

Having a queer dating app installed just means sometimes you get a notification saying you received a like from moss or you received a like from pup

*thinks better of it* never mind

What's a normal amount of porn to look at at work

The psychosexual role that a clown occupies in a society cannot be overstated, this is to say you shouldn't feel a sense of shame or guilt for your feelings towards them because it is something every single person experiences on a subconscious level

Why do they make heterosexual British perverts so gay

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

Relayer by Yes seems like a good album to have an intimate experience playing in the background

I used to be a top notch seed sprayer. Now? Not so much

I'm being led to believe that Tomodachi Life is a video game about giving your favorite characters cigarettes

If I was on space ghost and he asked me what my superpowers were I would say I have the ability to be 45 minutes away from any location

Trans girl that needs to get The Surgery and it's a circumcision

Showing a cute girl way too faded at Burger King and she's kicking her feet laughing this is what life is all about yodie family

Mewgenics

they found count dracula in the epstein files

youtu.be/yTU5pN4HUNA?... Watching this video like a Grande Dame actress smoking a cigarette in a dark room saying to myself "I used to be so beautiful"

An album so swagful from work

it gets bigger when I kara-cancel it

It's really hard to prepare for the fact that a lot of flirting is unfortunately just improv

Guy in the uma musame world: fuuuuck I gotta piss like a race horse

And She Was came on the work playlist at work so I had a good day today