C.M. Kinzig

We're so back. In the trenches that is. #amquerying

Shout-out to the person on Tiedeman blasting "Pittsburgh" by The Amity Affliction.

Writers: "I have absolutely no idea what happens next." Also, writers at 1:37 a.m.: "OH MY GOD, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT."

Trauma pays the bills.

Fuck it, let's write smut.

Still planning to buy goodies for Halloween but unsure what to get? All I'll say is I've never had a trick-or-treater run down the street yelling excitedly about a Reese's cup, but they sure have about a box of mac and cheese.

I didn't feel like going for a walk today, but my dog did. Their lives are so short. Say yes to the walks. Unless it puts you in proximity with inflatable demon kitty and you discover your dog's new mortal enemy. Still take the walk. But maybe a different street next time.

I feel like I'm the only person who genuinely enjoyed A Quiet Place: Day One and thought the cat was a beautiful plot device.

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Casting a net of questionable size here, if you’re an ex-BioWare dev (or know of one who may not see this) working on something cool you’d like featured in a roundup at Kotaku, drop it below. Store page links helpful, and let me know what your role was at BW. Projects big and small welcome! RTs plz!

I hope I never lose the wondrous and whimsical feeling of sending out a fresh query. A new chance. A new opportunity. I crafted this thing and I think it deserves an audience, and each query is one message closer to The One. Yeah rejection sucks, but hitting "send" rocks. #amquerying

Fun fact, my MC is named Veronica as a nod to this movie. It's not a plot point in the novel, but background was that her parents watched it together their first time "hanging out." A 90s basement, a VCR, and a first time holding hands. Naturally they named their first child after that moment.

Have a doctor's appointment that you hate going to but it's important? Take yourself out to breakfast. Honestly just take yourself out to breakfast whenever. You deserve it.

Brewers fan until Halloween, checking in #guardsball

I have a glass of wine maybe once a year. I had half a glass with dinner and it's way too hot in here now.

"Oh this thing looks cute, I'd love to take a closer loo-" It's AI-generated.

"Oh this thing looks cute, I'd love to take a closer loo-" It's AI-generated.

ALCS Game 4 in between the Cleveland Guardians and Tampa Bay Rays in Cleveland, Ohio

They are playing the Minions version of YMCA in The Exchange. This is not the timeline I signed up for.

It's absolutely pouring in Parma. Is this supposed magical weather break a bubble hovering directly over Progressive Field? #guardsball

Best part abt the 1pm start is having the rest of the day to be happy. #guardsball

The terms of the ALCS magic have been solidified. I can't have a DVR'd prior game on and can't watch replays while the current game is still being played. Google play by play updates only. I won't be making future mistakes. #GuardsBall

In case you were wondering (you weren't, but play along), I haven't watched/listened live since ALDS game 2. The magic apparently allows for me to read the Google play-by-plays, I just can't have the TV or radio on. Yes I will keep doing this as long as it keeps working. #guardsball #standguard

It's mid-October. I am far too sweaty for mid-October.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Josey statue when #joseramirez #guardsball #standguard #alds

Taking the rally towel into the ALCS 🥲 #guardsball

"Has anyone ever thought to put coffee and chocolate milk together?" Local husband discovers mochas exist. More at 11.

I lived like an extrovert this week, and I am so tired. We'll do that again in a year or two.

Sorry y'all, apparently I'm the issue. The Guardians can hit as long as I'm not watching.

Have some Gorillaz live

Please forward my mail to the Huron parking garage for the foreseeable future because I guess I live here now #theCLE #the216

Baby's first playoff game. We out here at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario. #guardians #standguard #theCLE

Had a dream last night that Dolly Parton told me to get my tubes tied. I do have a consult scheduled in a few weeks anyway, but the reassurance from America's sweetheart from beyond the grave is clutch.

LAST DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE IN OHIO IS TODAY OCTOBER 5TH

This is going to be a great few days. - D&D tattoo flash sale today, so I can get a tattoo I've been wanting for a while on a discount - Guardians game tomorrow - my first playoff game! - Gorillaz on Tuesday - Day out with my mom on Wednesday Will I be a blob by Thursday though? Probably.

"Only justice will bring peace."

The end is nigh. End of timely voter registration that is.

Well then, I guess there's only one thing left to do #guardsball

DIVISION CHAMPS #guardsball

Today's plans #witch

#GuardsBall scored 5 run in one inning with 1 hit lol

Checking the Guardians score to see 8-7, Guards up top of the 9th. Refresh page. 12-7, middle of the ninth. Oh hey and 2 of those were walked in runs because sure why not. #guardsball

I'm in

Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at 90s Barbie stuff on eBay.

My team at work today was asking if I was getting excited about Guards post-season. Uh. No. If you mean a month+ of heart attacks, sure yes very excited. I'll feel slightly better if we can win the division, but there is no feeling good when it comes to Cleveland sports.

If you saw the group of people in their mid-30s doing Fortnite dances in the Crocker Park Barnes & Noble, I regret to inform you that it was my ride or die crew and the flossing was a tribute to me, for my (belated) 36th birthday. What a gift.

The Sean Connery Cookbook.