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there isn't enough alcohol in the world for me on that special day.

i turned 40. i'm both happy and sad at the same time.

so far, RB has the best livery so far this season. Haas is a close second, Racing Bulls is third and Audi is bringing up the last position so far with the most mid livery yet.

i'm more surprised it took this long.

i really though we might get GTA 6 before WW3, dang.

i feel like i'm a puppet on strings these last few years. i really need to cut them one of these days because i'm so. fucking. exhausted. it's like i've been walking a tightrope blindfolded waiting for the line to snap.

hell of a race by Norris. laps 1-7 and 70+ were bangers (the laps i managed to stay awake)

streaming tonight at www.twitch.tv/codenail my cutest selfie

BREAKING: Franco Colapinto to race at least the next five races for Alpine in place of Jack Doohan #F1

22,000 hours and almost 4,000,000 LEGO bricks! 🤯 The facts and stats behind the LEGO race in Miami 🔢 #F1 #MiamiGP

BREAKING: Ollie Oakes has resigned as Alpine team principal with immediate effect. Flavio Briatore will take over his responsibilities #F1

trying to solve a murder in Shadows of Doubt and it seems this man was assassinated in the dick. case closed.

my tired ass getting ready for bed. i let the dog out to pee before sleepy time. come back in with her and close the door, lock it and turn to give her a treat. heard a loud *thump* on the roof and I'm too tired and scared to go out and fight a vampire right now. i'll deal with it in the morning.

ayyo i'm about to die a lot. www.twitch.tv/codenail

so i have about 90 hours in Elden Ring without beating it yet, but i'm going to be streaming it with an item randomizer tonight at 8:30pm eastern time. stop on by if you want to see me suffer. twitch.tv/codenail

holy fucking shit the bluesky discover page is still ass. i don't care about your fucking AI booby art. i never even gave any indication i would like it. talentless losers.

don't believe anything you read on the internet today. actually... that's pretty decent advice overall.

i may have taken the cutest picture ever this morning.

ultimate comfort

i think i found out that driving to 90s music while speeding down a dirt road is peak bliss.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

f1 + coffee + assassin's creed origins

they need to make ozempic for pets.

holy fucking shit Split Fiction is a banger.

every American should get a free Tesla if DOGE cuts actually did anything.

This is very frustrating. I don’t like posting images of tweets/post but to see how @democrats.org are abandoning us for corporate donor compliance is heartbreaking. I don’t think this party represents me and my values anymore sadly. Part of getting older is accepting that you change over time.

No Man's Sky is an amazing game. ... but it's not for me. I've tried several times to get into it throughout the years (and updates) and I get so bored early on. I'm still looking forward to Light No Fire.

bath time.

when the apocalypse comes, i claim the hair that's super long and stiff for no reason and there are patches of missing hair everywhere.

my kingdom come deliverance 2 gameplay so far.

let's go Data!!

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

you ever want to just not do things? i have a lot of those things to do right now with a whole lot of not wanting.

Me every Sunday before another week of work and bullshit.

WHO DID THIS!

hard yikes from me, dog.

hey tiktokers - sorry about your loss. it's better here.

with Zai gone for a few days, i'm going through a bad moment of depression. hopefully some restless sleep will help me deal with it.

i want to give a big shout out to my friend caffeine. without you, i had no chance of making it through today.

@madamezai.bsky.social 🌙

One apple should not cost that much [ #frog #frogs #froge #frogmeme #frogmemes #comic #comic #webtoon #webcomic #funny #silly #gaming #pondhq #art #frogart ]

peace out, nazis.

I’m used to being excluded from things and having to prove my worth to be included. That changes this year. I ain’t proving shit.

it's COVID booster day, otherwise known as my annual microchipping. they really should make the batteries last longer or kill me faster, this is such an inconvenience.

the perfect win/loss doesn't exis- oh. i guess it does.

feeling like a marionette being dragged around with only a few connected strings.