Colby Sanner

Wow, what a day.

The civil war in civil war (2024, dir. Alex garland) was over whether digger is good or not

STATE RUN TV.

Anyone else have to verify their age every single time they sign into Bluesky? Super annoying.

Lil Apple Park

If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

June 29, 2007: Apple launched the iPhone!

Will today’s price hikes with Apple products enough to make you switch to Android?

Who’s downloading the iOS 27 Beta after the keynote?? #Apple #WWDC

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. 👇

OBAMA: A good policy that I'd like to see followed is that the president shouldn't have a bunch of side hustles that companies and foreign entities can invest in COLBERT: How much of that is just jealousy that you didn't think of selling sneakers?

So, is Scott Jennings still employed, @cnn.com? Was there any accountability or penalty for his outburst? Any warning? Again, you told the rest of us we were "Brand Ambassadors" of the network at all times, at public events, on air, and on social media. Let us know, please! We're all waiting.

“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”

Holy New York.

HOWLING

A Complete List of the President's Positive Qualities:

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Apple sculpture game is 💯

This is not the best part of the firing, but it’s in the Top 10.

From Gavin Newsom. 😂

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else. We mustn’t let this war do so.

Currently trending on X.

Apple Experience Bingo

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Art

Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Black Friday Shopping

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

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Loving this fall weather! 🍂🍁

Make sure you leave out milk and cookies for Michael Myers tonight. All that stabbing works up an appetite.

This is so fucked up.

I could stair at this photo all day…

Drake’s lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ has been dismissed by a judge.

Gupta: It is safe. That’s what the best-quality research shows. And how irresponsible, using the podium of the WH to put this out there when you’re not even offering an alternative. That is dangerous. An untreated fever is dangerous. Untreated pain in pregnancy is dangerous.

Vote with your dollars.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.