Coldhammer

Go birds.

This would fix me. It would take five of them, but it would fix me.

@itsfelder.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social

This country will do anything to avoid trains, including make you marry your suv.

We need to start speaking about the latest Tesla/SpaceX thing the way we do about carnie tricks.

Found and planted a new (to me) type of coneflower, ICP approved @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @hitdpod.bsky.social

This is the face of a man realizing he fucked up.

Generate a prompt? How about you generate a two plate bench press, nerd.

Sure, social media is making me feel more and more isolated from my friends and family, but where else am I going to see a fake picture of a cat?

I shouldn’t have to hear or know the term “agentic”

Hiding in plain sight: DADS at your LOCAL GYM

More upsetting than the realization that gif as “jif” people might be right is the realization of what that implies for Gimli.

And people laughed at me when I said books were being mean to me, the protagonist of reality.

Today’s wonder of late stage capitalism: “we aren’t trying to automate emails, we’re trying to automate thoughtfulness”.

I love working hard for my mid dad body physique.

I refuse to engage in discourse about the fictional state of Maine.

But I was told serious software engineers needed to use AI.

Who the fuck is we.

This America 250 stuff is going too far. They got King George writing op eds for the AP.

No.

I was not sober most of that season, but I do remember cheering for the band like they were national champs @hatkidsays.bsky.social @chuckfurlong.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

I got a steroid shot in my knee yesterday for a meniscus tear. My doctor emailed me this morning to remind me not to hit leg day yet. I’m an easy read it seems.

It’s me, the idiot who kept doing belt squats on what turned out to be a torn meniscus.

As someone from Youngstown, can confirm. “Why won’t you come back to visit family?!” Why would I?!

All toilets exist on a spectrum Pittsburgh <——————> Space

I bet being this stupid rules.

@edsbs.bsky.social great news you might be interested in: Rotta the Buff Hutt is going to be voiced by The Bear.

Sitting outside with an antenna and a dream.

“When you shoplift it makes things more expensive for everyone else”. Interesting thought buddy. Hey, follow up, when I put my hand over my eyes, do you still think I stop existing?

“AI” is complicated. Hm no it’s not. Goodbye.

I am once again forced to say no, AI is not good at coding.

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

Welcome back, Ea-Nasir!

It’s not though.

Mama mia

“Somebody should do something”

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Wait all this vitriol is over someone from Terf Island, the island famous for its imperialism, saying Americans aren’t prepared for how hated they are? Come on.

No I’m not listening to or reading about Davis. I’m doing chest press until I fail and hopefully kills me instead.

“Americans aren’t prepared for how much they’re hated” we’ve been told since the 2000s that if we are abroad to say we’re Canadian I don’t think there’s a people more prepared for this.

Won’t matter they’ll still lose to the Globetrotters every time. Starting to think it’s rigged.

New year, new “I’m going to figure out what’s wrong with my knee so I can deadlift more”.