Cold Phuzion

Does the money that paid for that invented second come out of NIL or the general cheating slush fund?

Well that was the most obvious home cooking I've ever seen. GAVE THEM one second that didn't exist. Michigan never quits cheating. Just wow.

Lmao not today arse-nal

The Olympics closing ceremony is some Eyes Wide Shut looking mess again. So bizarre and unnecessary

You are the song that the morning brings!

Just finished This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinnamin, the 7th book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. It was so good!! The story of Volteeg absolutely crushed me. Great writing!

Jalen Milroe is a Super Bowl champion

I'm not crying, you're crying! (~);}

Absolutely gutted to hear about the passing of Bob Weir. Rest in Peace, Bobby 💔😫

COD Warzone ripped off this Grateful Dead dancing skeleton as an in-game icon

It's so bizarre and confusing when Brits use quite to mean "not very"

Prior authorization is fucking horseshit

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I was gonna snag Yotei but honestly fuck @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social and Brian Fleming for supporting fascism. "That's sort of our studio, and that's kind of where we are." Eat shit you fascist bootlicker, you won't get a penny from me.

Hit the portal Mbakwe

"Comin' To Yer Ci-tay" is the worst part of College GameDay and always has been. Been asking ESPN to drop it for years, it's beyond terrible

"There's nothing you can hold For very long"

Was walking in the yard and stepped in dog trump. It normally wouldn't bother me much but the trump got all in the tread of my shoes and I had to hose it off to remove all the trump. But that just got trump all over the place. Just had to laugh it off, sometimes trump like this just happens.

Happy No Kings Day!! Someone please do the thing

The perfect troll for the perfect troll. Read it and laugh. Looks like Joni forgot to buy this domain. www.joniernst26.com Home | Joni Ernst 2026

The bottles stand as empty As they were filled before Time that was in plenty But from that cup no more Though I could not caution all I still might warn a few Don't lend your hand to raise no flag Atop no ship of fools

All the years combined, They melt into a dream

And so it begins

Someone needs to make a Dino-Riders game

Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke sent a memo to employees saying that before they ask for more headcount or resources, teams must show why they “cannot get what they want done using AI”.

Just saw Mo Dioubate is transferring to Kentucky and I am so upset. WHYYYYYY!!!??? 😧

#RollTide #RollTide #RollTide (THREE of them 😜)

This is my work life in a nutshell

Sweet (Home) Sixteen here we come!!! #RollTide #BlueCollarBasketball #MarchMadness

I wish I knew what happened to WVUA 90.7 FM. The volume has been about half as loud as it used to be, like they are broadcasting with fewer watts or something. It's the only good radio station Tuscaloosa has since 101.7 inexplicably changed to Christian radio.

Since I wfh I had to look in the mirror and say "You're not wearing green!" and pinch myself. Happy St. Patrick's Day!! 🍀

ET was an advance scout for an invasion force. Most every other alien civilization was far weaker than ET’s race and he was trying to phone home to warn them not to attack Earth.

If religion is the opiate of the masses then preachers are drug dealers

Stay safe today fellow Bama residents, the weather is gonna be spoopy. Here's hoping Spann doesn't have to roll up his sleeves

"I bought it before he went insane" ... No you didn't.

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO #RollTide

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."