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EXCLUSIVE: Alleged Israeli spy company heavily targeted Starlink users, sources say reut.rs/48dWUku

Sad to see a legend like Carrick in this situation but it's time to go, buddy

.... have fallen

🚨 Michael Carrick: “This club will always be bigger than any individuals, me or the players”. “Sir Alex Ferguson the greatest of all time for me, his priority was Man United”. “Sir Matt Busby and the resilience they showed was beyond belief. You can't lose that and I won't let us lose it”.

Much of the world woke Wednesday to news that PHP, a coding language most people have never heard of but that underlies roughly 70% of all websites, had a hackable vulnerability, sending businesses and governments scrambling to fix it.

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That's it. Americans lose their right to laugh at our elections

One thing about these recent signings is they're done within a very short time from "United interested in" to "here we go". Much, much better than the summer long drama. Welcome, Tielemans #MUFC

South Korea's ousted President Yoon Suk Yeol and his former defense minister were sentenced to 30 years in prison Friday in a case alleging Yoon ordered drone flights over Pyongyang in 2024 to heighten tensions with North Korea and justify declaring martial law at home. n.pr/4uyjU6z

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Seen about every error message on Bluesky today

Yes

WOW

A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files. The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.

Winner of FIFA's Peace Award

Three Americans dead and Trump’s UN Ambassador waves it off with some bullshit jingoism. From the people who wailed about Benghazi for a decade. Absolute soulless ghouls.

Love my club ♥️🤍🖤👹 #ggmu

Chelsea booked the highest pre-tax loss in English football history in the 2024-25 season, per data released today by UEFA. More from @cweatherspoon.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...

How anyone with their right mind is still active on that toxic dump is beyond me : Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?...

Every Man United fan walking into work this moring

💥 Why did the word ENSHITTIFICATION catch on? #CoryDoctorow thinks people like a little cussing — & the word captures how tech platforms make the web frustrating & hostile. Want more? 🎧 Listen to the full episode of the Future Knowledge #podcast: futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/ens...

Fast Women: Hawi Feysa has a breakout race, Natosha Rogers leads the U.S. in Chicago open.substack.com/pub/fastwome... #ChicagoMarathon

"They had at one point up to 18 women there in a small room, with one toilet, and there’s a camera over the toilet." #PrayForAmerica www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

We’ve all been there. The news comes through. “We’re signing ANOTHER player from them?” But who do Premier League teams actually do the most transfer deals with? @stevemadeley78.bsky.social has dug into the numbers and worked it out. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...

Bob Vylan and Kneecap are the problem 🤔

How would you grade Ashley Young as a #MUFC player? 𝐀+ Our best ever in his position 𝐀 - World-class 𝐁 - Excellent 𝐂 - Good 𝐃 - Decent 𝐄 - Erratic 𝐅 - Flop Lots of love in yesterday's vote for Jaap Stam 𝐀 (close to 𝐀+) for the big Dutch man Retweets appreciated👍

Israel. The biggest outrage on this planet. Day 364 of Silence and Inaction from Keir Starmer.

Unconfirmed media reports suggested Major General Mikhail Gudkov was killed in a missile strike on a command post near the town of Korenevo.

Still in disbelief. RIP Jota!

It's unsettling to think some matches of your favorite game were probably fixed youtu.be/ZZHwR629-yw?...

A man suspected of assassinating a Minnesota lawmaker and of shooting another was arrested on Sunday night, ending a two-day manhunt. Here is what we know about the suspect’s actions during and after the shootings, based on information from the authorities and interviews by The Times.

BREAKING: The man suspected of shooting two Minnesota lawmakers and killing one of them has been caught, a source says.

This can't be real 🤣

#Matchday Come on, United! #UEL #GGMU

Sounds unanimous Abel should stick to muziqa. But haven't seen the movie and reserve judgement for later

#OnThisDay 14th of May 1994: FA Cup Final Alex Ferguson = Nostradamus He knew Glenn Hoddle wouldn't be able to control his ego 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good times

Petition to Implement the Magnitsky Act to Challenge Corruption and Human Rights Violations in Jamaica chng.it/QLsx6bdHc8

MASON MOUNTain

Gotta ask. Where the fuck was this United all season? If those 20 minutes were a preview for Amorim ball, can't wait for next season. Bring on the finals!!! #UEL #MUFC #GGMU

This Amharic cover of Black Sabbath's War Pigs is the coolest thing I heard in a long time youtu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE?... #Ethiopia

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

United are reportedly in talks to sign exciting young forward Enzo Kana-Biyik. I'm ridiculously excited about this. Not because I've seen him play but because he's from footballing royalty. Son of André Kana-Biyik and nephew of François Omam-Biyik 🤯 This is, in every sense, football heritage.

We know.

I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.