Coleossus

“Shit-house country”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump says of Somalia that "all they have is people that shoot you all the time ... it's a shit house country"

“It’s a tough sport” says someone who has never played a sport

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”

Can we preregister someone for the child sex registry?

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social

Democrats should really feature these creeps their extensive ties to this administration.

Or, hear me out, maybe tax the billionaires so we can fix our crumbling infrastructure, just maybe.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

is one of those situations “DAMMIT i’m in a michael bay movie again”

I think this is so funny, the adjudicated rapist claims to be 6’3”, but the festering corpse of Musk is 6’2”.

Almost there

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social

One can only assume Pete removed the laurel and the olive branch to intentionally look more fascist.

There really needs to be a The Nice Guys cameo in the new Cliff Booth movie. Both set in LA in ‘77. Come on people!

Incredibly effective

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Linda McMahon: "AI is definitely a tool used correctly. I've seen it in action. I have visited the Alpha School in Austin, Texas, where they use AI for the first two hours every single morning. The students have their headsets on, they are watching their computers ... it is incredibly effective"

I can’t wait for the next Democratic president to use this same logic against the “News” corp that used the actual legal defense “opinion and commentary, and that "the general tone" of the program should make a reasonable viewer conclude that he was not "stating actual facts".

Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social

Attorney General Todd Blanche says "the complete misinformation and the inaccuracy and the one-sided news out of certain organizations does become a national security issue"

5 Sept

The thing about Trump’s triumphal arch, don’t you need to triumph at something? Anything?

29 Aug

Every damn morning I pull up Bluesky hoping that “it” happened. Someday, someday soon.

19 Aug

It’s just so very Florida to nominate a former tea party conservative as the democratic nominee for governor. This really is a hell on earth.

10 Aug

Literally! Literally! The “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what you cheer for!” energy

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social

Negative aura

6 Aug

100% agree

Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social

I…try to stay out of famous white people’s business, I really do. But y’all have let this man pass as an intellectual for far too long.

2 Aug

Everything I’ve learned about Bernie Moreno has been against my will

26 July

They kinda asked for it

25 July

“You see folks, that’s why I took the elevator on Epstein’s island!”

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

Here’s a rush transcript of Trump’s abysmal WHCD speech last night. Best part is when he tells a mildly funny joke and it falls flat and he tries to explain it and complains about the rest of his crappy speech. www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/0...

22 July

Philadelphia, you’ve fulfilled a dream of mine.

19 July

Welp, I’m super glad we can stop caring about soccer for another four years!

theguardian.comPete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiencyUS defense secretary unveils plan that will work to ensure service members have the ‘right testosterone levels’

Siri, how old is Pete Hegseth?

The Fighting Liberal Texan🌈🌊💙🦋Congress Switchboard 202-224-3121@fightingliberal.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency US defense secretary unveils plan that will work to ensure service members have the ‘right testosterone levels’ ...

Hey Meta, tell me about the loss of privacy

Was that Rick Rubin in a Polymarket ad? Gross!

I always find it funny that the betting ads always use former players or musicians that are notoriously bad with money as their spokespeople

I’m jealous of all the pigeons that get to shit on it!

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

This monstrosity, the Charlie Kirk Monument, is set to be unveiled in New York’s Times Square on September 10. It was handcrafted by Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari. I give it 20 minutes.

14 July

That was one of the worst penalty calls I have seen, the Spanish player ran into the French guys leg as he was going for the ball. #worldcupexpert

12 July

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Red Sox tie up the Mets in the 9th and win it in the tenth!!! Third series sweep in a row!!!

Coleossus reposted

Saeed Jones

@theferocity.bsky.social

7 July

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

27 June

Wet Leg’s Mangetout is my official song of the summer

19 June

Tyranny = the government telling you you can’t own people Not Tyranny = the government telling you that you are owned

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social

They don’t like it bc slavery is their idea of freedom

19 June

Hell yeah brother! Show them you are an against DEI by working without pay!!!

Jim Swift@jimswift.bsky.social

Ironic from the brand that brings you t-shirts and hats that say "FREEDOM." I do think they misunderstand the concept.

17 June

Yup, it’ll have a fiery liftoff then explode

5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult@tobellz.bsky.social

Oh, it's not going to stay down for long.

13 June

Having former athletes, who are notoriously bad with money, shilling for betting apps are showing why they are all in the financial need to shill for betting apps.

9 June

Remember this shit when the pundits scold the next D president for some minor slight

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social

A real page on the White House website

7 June

Hey, just asking questions, right?

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

What the actual hell

26 May

🤞🏼

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22 May

As someone who’s been a victim of governmental weaponization, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

1 May

Red Sox and ‘Stros tonight, somebody’s gonna win

to.pbs.orgFBI and Justice Department try to rebuild after wave of resignations and firingsThe agencies leaders are easing hiring requirements and accelerating recruitment in ways that some current and former officials see as a lowering of long-accepted standards.

20 Apr

PBS News@pbsnews.org

The FBI and Justice Department are scrambling to rebuild a depleted workforce after a wave of departures over the past year, with leaders easing hiring requirements and accelerating recruitment. https://to.pbs.org/4sN6CSB

18 Apr

Where is that in the Constitution?

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social

Thomas isn’t going anywhere voluntarily. www.nytimes.com/1993/11/27/u...

9 Apr

This pic is enough reason to create a billionaire tax

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

the time has come to send elon to the strait of hormuz

7 Apr

lol, it’s TACO Tuesday!

7 Apr

Same with FoxNews

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12 Mar

@briannathan4fl.bsky.social I just got a mailer for “Nasty Democrat Brian Nathan”. Anybody that quotes Conan the Barbarian is ok in my book

19 Feb

“It’s what plants crave!”

David Roberts@volts.wtf

omfg this guy

8 Feb

#BadBunnyBowl

18 Dec 2025

@michelmartinnpr.bsky.social every time I hear “Santa Baby” I always think it’s going to be super awkward when she realizes that her dad has been Santa Claus her entire life.

10 Nov 2025

Is that the same 2 weeks for the ACA replacement? From 6 years ago?

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS

9 Nov 2025

It’s so weird how centrist always side with republicans.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Damn, I hate it when things that happen mean nothing :-(

15 Oct 2025

President Elizabeth Warren needs to mandate all “young republicans” have to be under the age of 22. After college you are just a plain ol’ republican.