Colin Hemphill

Colin Hemphill

@colinhemphill.com

🎸 Noise-maker for @dotdotdarkness.com 🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe ⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility 🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly 💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol And the rest: https://colin.quest/links

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Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

I just saw an indie film called Play House with a budget of barely $100k, and it was good! Blumhouse bought it for 7 figures! Indie filmmakers do not need this, and audiences don't want it. www.imdb.com/title/tt3849...

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Futurism@futurism.com

The magic of Christmas, brought to life with horrendous slop.

trib.alDirector Blows $1.5 Million Generating Horrendous AI Slop Movie, Says AI Actually Saved Him Tens of MillionsA director says using AI to create his upcoming Christmas movie saved millions — but it still cost him over a million to create obvious slop.

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Giant Bomb
@giantbomb.com

WORLD PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GIANT BOMB-A-THON! METAL GEAR SCANLON: PEACE RYCKERT is coming to Premium Members THIS MONDAY! Subscribe to see episodes AND get merch on the store as well.

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Look, I didn't want to add 20 new episodes to the CMS and commit to adding however many future episodes there are. But my hand was forced because it became so clear that Sewer Shark is a Blight. www.blightclub.games/stats/search...

blightclub.gamesSewer SharkThis is the Run: Sewer Shark on Giant bomb
GB Duders Feed@gbdudersfeed.bsky.social

In case you missed it, there's a new edition of the @giantbomb.com Community Spotlight up on the site! Exciting things are coming to Giant Bomb very SOON! Learn all about them and MORE in the article below. Link: giantbomb.com/articles/the... #gaming #gamenews #gamingnews #giantbomb

giantbomb.comThe Giant Bomb Community Spotlight 2026.10.10With The Giant Bombathon right around the corner, the staff is getting ready for some fun hijinks, and you can read all about that and more, here!
Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

To me, it fits the mould of other blights because it is both difficult and lacks clarity. What am I supposed to do to progress? What did I do wrong that ended my run? I actually love the cheesy FMV, but the assaulting visuals and music/sound effects lean it more towards Blight.

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Harrison Lemke
@hplemke.bsky.social

my oddball exploration adventure/rpg parody about collecting boots and throwing away swords is 50% off for autumn 🎃 what else can $4.99 even buy anymore? a pack of eggs? a single lego man? why not try it? store.steampowered.com/app/2093950/...

store.steampowered.comSave 50% on Boots Quest DX on SteamAn offbeat adventure game about traveling to the ends of the earth in search of the Best Boots. Solve puzzles, complete quests, collect items, and don weird hats as a hapless young boot enthusiast in ...

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Mike Minotti
@tolkoto.com

CUBIVORE PRICE HAS SURPASSED $700, REPEAT, CUBIVORE IS WORTH OVER $700 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Added some new features yesterday... timeline scrubber and markers for game start dates! But uh, you might have to hard refresh or something.

GB Duders Feed@gbdudersfeed.bsky.social

According to the wonderful stats compiled to the always great @colinhemphill.com... OH GOD! OH JESUS CHRIST! @grubb.wtf is literally dying for our sins

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Markers are only for the first episode of each game, and the timeline is continuous. So it can look deceiving if there were weeks off or if a game was split into multiple sessions (Sonic '06 and Alone in the Dark)

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Added some new features yesterday... timeline scrubber and markers for game start dates! But uh, you might have to hard refresh or something.

GB Duders Feed@gbdudersfeed.bsky.social

According to the wonderful stats compiled to the always great @colinhemphill.com... OH GOD! OH JESUS CHRIST! @grubb.wtf is literally dying for our sins

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Unbelievable that people are giving $20 to some randos who created a vibe-coded Twitter clone that runs all of your post content through Gemini and holds onto the name Twitter because they "may have a workable legal theory" that the trademark is abandoned. Just Hive Social 2.0 but maybe dumber.

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

It has AI slop logos right on the marketing site homepage. It rates your posts with a gen AI slop confidence score. Barely any documentation for who they are or what plan they have besides "free speech but safe". Do not sign up for this thing. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jeff Gerstmann@jeffgerstmann.com

So the people launching a new Twitter under the name Twitter launched their thing so I signed up. Turns out they have an AI scanning tweets for "truth" and it currently has no idea what it's doing. Posted something innocuous about Star Wars Zero Company and it essentially blocked it from all feeds.

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Drew Scanlon
@drewscanlon.bsky.social

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

I'm playing shows in Austin and San Marcos with @dotdotdarkness.com! It's been ages, and I'm excited to be back on the stage!

dot.darkness@dotdotdarkness.com

We're excited to announce that we have shows booked for August and September! Our September 13th show is at Ragnar's in San Marcos. Come on out and see us set the tone for a great night of metal music 🤘

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Orta Therox
@orta.io

I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked it up and got the label, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link over the next week and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar)

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Boy do I know after entering all of them into a CMS by hand 😅

GB Duders Feed@gbdudersfeed.bsky.social

We have had a lot of seasons of Blight Club on @giantbomb.com, just ask @colinhemphill.com, but what are the moments from the series that live rent free in your head? Share away in this thread: forum.giantbomb.com/topic/691/to... #games #gaming #blightclub #giantbomb #badgames #gamingnews

Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com

Everyone please feel free to ping me if you think there are any Blight Club community creations that should be added! I'm trying to keep up with this for new blights, but the older ones are fairly empty.

GB Duders Feed@gbdudersfeed.bsky.social

In case you missed it, @colinhemphill.com updated Blight Club Unauthorized's page for @DanRyckert's Space Ace season to include some cool and fun "Community features!" Give it a gander over here: www.blightclub.games/stats/search... #spaceace #games #gaming #giantbomb #blightclub

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the babahuck
@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social

it’s always so funny when they’re like “the democratic socialists HATE you. they want to DESTROY you. i mean, just look at their demands” and then it’s just this

Tamoor Hussain@tamoorh.com

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them