Punished Mace

TRUMP: Are there (WHEEZE) none (COUGH) among my... m-my... (COUGH) useless... progeny... (WHEEZE) worthy... (HACK) of the throne? Enter NANCY MACE in pockmarked power armor, her face obscured by a gas mask that emits a noxious sludge and a bevy of flies with each gurgling exhalation or utterance.

Me, going back in time to September 10, 2001: Listen, I'm you from the future. I dont have a lot of time to prepare you for what's about to happen, so. Oh sick is that Onua? Me, 8 years old: Yeah he's the underground rock one Me: Sick. Oh my god show me your tech deck dudes

Getting a billion dollars to do this shit

Median American born in 1980 can easily grow 2m tomato plants within the first fiscal year after planting one tomato seed, due to exponential growth. Assuming tomato prices hold steady, $30k is practically already made

I haven’t been following the discourse too closely but I basically agree that GLP-1s are conscious

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YOOOOO LFG LFG

Caves of Qud: Diaspora, the first DLC expansion, launches on December 9 via early access on Steam. It brings in playable animals & plants, a new weapon type, new creatures, and much more: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/21543-caves-of-qud-dlc-release-date-expansion-diaspora-new-features

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Barred owls are Chad Vlad, great gray owls are unfortunately Megamind. Barn owls are homestuck

the Parable of the Beloved Mufo

and of course, we all know FRANK. franklin. frankandstein—they made him german! the franklinstein mobster, who's gonna believe it? it's ridiculous. they gave him the chair, but it didn't work. happens right at the start ZAP! so we're calling him francesco now or frankalini ok, you pick, i don't care

They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

Hearing about Annie Andrews I just think about the bit from Rolf's Yeshmiyek song. "But should your chores be never done, your feeble arms too weak to toil, Yeshmiyek will surely come, and throw you in the pot to boil"

"I depicted Vladimir Lenin" "Chad Vlad or Megamind" "Haha, it's a good Lenin ma'am" It's Megamind

I know you want to drag him, and god bless, have at it, but I just. Please I'm like on my hands and knees begging, before you post about this shit, in *any* of these cases, if you were the woman here, and you read your post, would you feel supported?

Jesus god in heaven I get on this account and the first thing I see is some post about how all SA victims are permanently, irreparably damaged goods forever and ever and this is supposed to be in defense of SA victims. You play SO fast & loose with this stuff. Christ on the cross

I wake up in my 1984 home. "Good 1984" I say to my wife (heterosexual). "Good 1984" she says back. "What are you reading?" I ask. We both are permitted five banned books to read: 1984, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, and you might guess The Hunger Games. Wrong, it's The Giver.

She holds up her copy of Animal Farm. "Do the animals farm?" I joke. "That isn't funny, dear," she says. "You're right darling, it isn't. I denounce the evils of communism." "Hm. Well, good. I denounce it too. That poor horse..." "That poor horse."

Re: Michael Tracey, this is the end result of the beard-&-glasses stylized-avatar lads. One day you wake up and oops you're Matt Yglesias but somehow even less powerful/clouted. In ancient days, Maddox cursed these, his cultural progeny, and none have yet had the strength to break it

Asking bluesky if they're going to center the woman impacted by all this or the guy who did it. They laugh and say "it's a centered woman, ma'am." I look inside, it's about the guy who did it

thats the post

The good thing about watching BAKI-DOU is that, as with literally all Baki, it is literally impossible to spoil. You could tell me someone blows Baki's head off and it comes clean off and he dies, and it would be meaningless. By the next episode we could have it explained to us why he's just fine.

Deadass Simon Cowell now looks exactly like the villain from No, I'm Not a Human and I am all the way here for his transformation into a kind of sleep paralysis demon. Love that for you king!

Vet these accounts that keep sticking their dick in hornets' nests. In part what they're doing is attempting to leverage their presence to act as a social proof to get more dipshits to feel comfortable saying this stuff. If they came out of nowhere & suddenly care about fairness in sports? Fake.

jesus christ