more mr. spice guy

what's the charge, pondering a room? a fluent in Chinese room?

Let Me Speak With Her Directly!! The Hostage Taker

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what if maybe he's sasha baron cone and he's just a cone now. nice useful orange cone, band of hi viz tape on it. who's not happy with that

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(in a Buzz Off, Kid sort of tone) look for the helpers

Too depressed to even split my banana. Just going to put ice cream and toppings on it whole

if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write

Bluesky: I like the dog stuff, but not so much the cats & rabbits. Nothing against them, I just feel inundated. Can you please fix this for me? I don’t mind occasional cats & rabbits but wow it’s just too much. I keep pressing Less Of This but you keep sending More Of It. Stop!

Aquarius: Your plan to outline a loose idea for a first step towards getting the ball rolling on to-be impending development of burgeoning intentions to begin ramping up a sense of urgency around the push to explore the concept of self-motivation has been canceled due to lack of interest.

(emptying the little garbage can by my desk into the big garbage bag from under the kitchen sink before taking it all out to the dumpster) Desk Trash is making a comeback

pirated sports stream site i use put up bats n jack o lanterns n stuff for halloween and i'm lovin the idea of criminals getting into spooky season. loss prevention guy like, know those two girls who always steal nail polish? ain't seen em in weeks. i figure these two the mummy's musta scared em off

you know you're not gonna have any issues with burn notice, he kept burn notice on the air for five years with that mouth. remember how that glasses guy burn notice plays in Sicario has a big toothy smile? yeah no shit, everyone does. the mouth fuckin plays

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what year is it

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(bouncer kicking this guy out of a bar's bathroom cause he's just been standing in there making this face) welcome to john banville, population: (glancing at ID) holy shit

i think if we're being serious, almond joys got nuts even less than mounds do... cause they both got coconut which isn't a nut but neither are almonds, which puts almond joys at -2 nuts whereas mounds weigh in at a comparatively nutty -1 nuts

hell i sure hope so

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they have houses made of diamonds, you think, boy i bet someone worked hard to get that, those diamonds, have to put in a lot of hours right? try ze-ro. beep boop beep "hello dumocrats my FAKE daycare has a million kids" which it doesn't even have half that, ok? but they get the diamonds, same day,

what if maybe he's sasha baron cone and he's just a cone now. nice useful orange cone, band of hi viz tape on it. who's not happy with that

hell i sure hope so

they got this thing on Kinkaid mode

thought that was the guy from The Room

ok well it's not a contest but Wayne Szalinski also made his kid very big, so while Trump may appear to have gone further if you measure in only one direction, regular to smaller, it is misleading and frankly dishonest to exclude a countervailing disparity in going how far between regular and bigger

it shouldn't have taken this long but still, i'm glad they finally located and compromised, to a permanent end, the kraut bastard adolf hitler

well, guess all you can do is wish the BC conservatives good luck as they work to uhh (skimming thru their online presence and recent party history) immediately become hobbled by infighting over what's the right way to do racism then self immolate before any of em find out what government is exactly

pirated sports stream site i use put up bats n jack o lanterns n stuff for halloween and i'm lovin the idea of criminals getting into spooky season. loss prevention guy like, know those two girls who always steal nail polish? ain't seen em in weeks. i figure these two the mummy's musta scared em off

you just know everyone at the office regrets the polite chuckle they gave dilbert the first time he did his jackass curly tie bit

i have fallen very much in love with Kathleen Lloyd in The Car (1977)

bringing my kids to see andrew dice clay cause i only listened to the part of his act where he says hickory dickory dock