Combo Villains

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Dear Congress: please impeach this alcoholic racist dipshit www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me music.apple.com/us/album/foo...

Ukrainians are dying because he did this

File under "We're Fucked": Ayn Rand-addled crackpot behind Project 2025 who continues Musk's DOGE destruction has "big plans" for the country

After saying it would be fine for Iran to attack LA and San Diego, a profoundly mentally ill president attacks a doctor running for the Senate in South Carolina for supporting "Transgender for Everyone" 🤷‍♀️ Pretty sure this is why the 25th Amendment was created

After you've shown the public you're a dipshit, maybe don't keep reminding them? www.politico.com/live-updates...

Riley Gaines is the Sen. Eric Schmitt of the anti-trans movement www.politico.com/news/2026/09...

Buffoon: noun buf·​foon | \ (ˌ)bə-ˈfün \ Definition 1 : a ludicrous figure : CLOWN 2 : a gross and usually ill-educated or stupid person //acting like a ridiculous buffoon www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Republicans control the White House, Congress & Supreme Court. We’re stuck in another pointless war, inflation keeps rising, millions are losing health care, billionaires don’t pay taxes and the federal is $40 trillion. 👾 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/19/b...

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“These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis

Coming soon!

Caligula needs gladiatorial games

You know what offshore wind farms don't do? Catch on FIRE 🔥 -- or spill millions of gallons of oil 🤦‍♂️ www.latimes.com/california/s...

"There is no justification for a regressive system in which the super-rich contribute less than the rest of us," write @josephestiglitz.bsky.social, @gabrielzucman.bsky.social, and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social.

Casar: "Millions of Americans could be on verge of losing their jobs, but the only AI legislation Republicans are pushing is legislation to prevent any regulation. We should be stopping AI billionaires from putting countless Americans out of work, but Republicans are too busy cashing their checks."

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ - defector.com/president-ex...

Leo: "The message of the church, the message of the gospel -- blessed are the peacemakers. I do not look at my role as being political. I don't want to get into a debate with him. I don't think the message of the gospel is meant to be abused in the way that some people are doing."

Sunday

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

Also, if a couple million more Americans voted for Kamala: -Jan 6 rioters in jail -Ukraine war likely over -Clean energy & EV sales boom -Lower inflation, cheaper gas & food -No idiotic tariffs -Lower deficit due to higher taxes on the rich -Millions would still have health insurance -No Iran war

If you're a surgeon and you leave a sponge in someone's abdomen, you can lose your license to practice medicine. If you're an attorney and you completely bungle a client's case, you can lose your license to practice law. Otoh, if you're a prominent op-ed columnist...

Custom built feeding station for a disabled kitty: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Wild that on Friday, March 27, Paul McCartney, Johnny Marr and Nick Lowe are all playing small club shows in Los Angeles! Each at a different venue 😎 www.paulmccartney.com/live/paul-mc...

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

Deputy AG Todd Blanche promised to dump his crypto holdings no later than 90 days after his Senate confirmation last March. But about a month into the job — before divesting — he ordered an end to investigations into crypto companies. (Published Dec. 2025)

Everybody hates the Ticketmaster-Live Nation concert monopoly and its excessive fees. Breaking it up would’ve been universally popular. Trump went another way 🤷‍♂️ www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

nothing he says today changes the fact that we have three more years of this shitshow 🤦🏽‍♂️

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

He’s exactly the goober you’d think would be leading Trump’s moronic army of orcs

Alex Pretti, who was fatally shot by Border Patrol agents on Saturday, was a registered nurse who worked in the ICU at the Veterans Affairs hospital in Minneapolis. “He wanted to be helpful, to help humanity and have a career that was a force of good in the world,” a colleague said. trib.al/0Yb3jXF

“.. The United States is being ushered off the international stage. History will remember that as Trump’s most significant contribution.” @timothynoah.bsky.social @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2055...

state-sponsored child trafficking

Who could've predicted that in just 3 short years Twitter would be the world's foremost website for both antisemites AND AI child porn

Congress can stop ICE. Congress can block the use of force in Greenland. In other words, in this crisis, Congress can act to support civil liberties at home and free nations abroad. To fail to act would be to be complicit in a dreadful outcome.

Now would be a great time for Congress to get off its ass and pass bipartisan legislation to put an end to this Greenland idiocy 🇬🇱 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.

Its The Kennedy Center, The Dept Of Defense and The Gulf of Mexico. And donald is still a felon

there’s no bottom to the brutal stupidity of this administration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/h...

Every day we are reminded that the current president of the United States is demented and a massive asshole

He can’t even stay awake while his ass is being fervently kissed. We are near the end.

Exclusive: The four-star admiral in charge of Caribbean operations had concerns about the legality of the boat strikes. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth asked him to retire shortly after they started.