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Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Me and my friends would've killed the Polymarket Guy with hammers, I can tell you that much

Agent Sculder 🐈‍⬛@theagentsculder.bsky.social

Yup. They're made in a few different factories that only make their cheesecakes.

Christopher Crawford@myohwhy.bsky.social

Musk should have been either a two-part movie or a miniseries because four hours is entirely too long for everything but Hoop Dreams. I also can't say I "learned" anything. But it's pretty incredible, and important.

Keaton Arneson@keatonarneson.fangraphs.com

Do we need to add movie and TV credits to the player pages?

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney.bsky.social

The United States is now importing fuel from Russia, per President Trump.

Michael sisto@sistosterone.bsky.social

I had no idea it would take the American people 10 years to realize Trump is full of shit. I thought it was pretty obvious immediately.

Trill@trilly.bsky.social

Why do they get more money than everyone else? Bigger market and a bigger tv deal. Every other sport has a cap. MLB isn’t any different. 🤷

Hartford Yard Goats@yardgoats.bsky.social

everyone who purchased tickets received an email last night with refund info... you'll be automatically refunded

Sayla💕 but Montag📗@sayladarkmode.bsky.social

my girlfriend got an office job and just spent like a full 20 minutes screaming about how bad her day at work was because she was fighting a printer for most of it nothing has changed in the last 30 years

Grant Brisbee@grantbrisbee.bsky.social

This brings up a good point: kids these days have an entire industry to serve their mass paperback needs. They’ll never read every Dean Koontz book. They’ll never get to think “huh, this seems weird” when reading about Dirk Pitt’s sexy no-strings-attached congresswoman friend.

Marc Normandin@marcnormandin.bsky.social

seeing people argue about how even MLB players making the minimum are making ridiculous $ that means they'd never have to work again and I don't think they realize that (1) no one is paying to watch you at your job and (2) bad MLB players are still in the 99th percentile in the world

Y.O.L.O.0311@yolo0311.bsky.social

Walmart getting a 2.9 billion dollar tariff refund, that consumers actually paid, should piss everyone off. Especially since they have been increasing prices incrementally on staples like canned vegetables.

PinkTweets@pinktweets.bsky.social

Don't eat the rich. They are disgusting. Instead, feed them. Give them a banquet of mystery meat and a salad of Taylor Farms greens, jalapenos, and sprouts. Double helpings.

Seth Poho@sethpoho.bsky.social

At least they haven’t brought out The Machine - for comedy effect.

Jay Jaffe@jayjaffe.bsky.social

NO RELATION

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Never used an ebike, a scooter, or any other mode of rental personal transportation. I question whether I ever will? I live in the city now but my neighborhood has brick streets and I can easily see myself going ass-over-teakettle on one of them things, even if it'd make life easier sometimes.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Breaking News: Iran’s top security official said the Strait of Hormuz would not reopen until the U.S. met a sweeping list of demands, including withdraw the U.S. military from around Iran, pay war reparations and release frozen Iranian assets.

nyti.msIran Issues List of Demands, Dampening Hopes of Reopening Strait of HormuzThe head of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council said that the waterway will remain closed until the United States met certain conditions.

Mark Sheldon@msheldon.bsky.social

Sorry folks for lack of updates. Two canceled flights and had to drive from Cincinnati to Washington. Here is a first story on Greene with more to come. Also the start of the game at Nationals Park will be delayed by rain. #reds www.mlb.com/news/hunter-...

mlb.comHunter Greene to undergo right elbow surgeryReds right-hander Hunter Greene is set to undergo surgery on his right elbow, Reds president of baseball operations Nick Krall told reporters on Friday. Greene was placed on the 15-day IL on Wednesday...

soxinmi.bsky.social@soxinmi.bsky.social

You mean the catcher from Major League WASNT involved?

Ken Tremendous@kentremendous.bsky.social

Jeter doing BetMGM ads like a true Pinstripes™ Captain™

F.W.A.@fraudwasteandabuse.bsky.social

They should try claiming it will bring down the cost of tickets and concessions. At least that lie has some actual public benefit.

Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social

don't expect much scoring early in U.S./Belgium, on account of the shadows

God@thegodshow.com

Feeling extremely angry today, how about you?

Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social

Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...

🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍@sassycanadian0.bsky.social

I think we should bring back waking up on Saturday mornings and watching cartoons.

Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social

***This does not count Mitch McConnell’s recent life support. If you pray, pray for the individual who had to give him mouth to mouth

Darla@darlastephen2.bsky.social

On Saturday, an obese 80 year old man with cardiovascular issues is going to be standing in 100 degree heat, dressed in a suit and tie, slurring his way through a lie-filled speech live on national television. *fingers crossed*

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

So if you start a brawl by shouting racist shit at someone, the guy you shouted racist shit at gets the same suspension as you. Good to know!

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01)@repstansbury.bsky.social

Birthright citizenship is a constitutional right. PERIOD.

Jeff Zimmerman@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social

For a few nights, I've been working through my finished offerings. I'm been infatuated with finished whiskeys, I feel I need to cut down the number I have. Here are my thoughts on some of them. So far I've drank through rum finished, wine finished, and wine-cognac finished.

South Carolina Department of Propaganda@southcarolinadop.bsky.social

If you’ve ever worked with epoxy you know it’s pretty darned tough. It’s possible to cut the flexible type as I’m assuming they used here but that won’t make it come up in big sheets; you’d get smaller flakes. It sticks really well if the surface is prepped correctly which this evidently was not