Tea Pain

The more Nazi documentaries I watch, the more I understand the Trump administration.

The swing states of Mississippi and Montana, all thanks to Donald Trump.

HUGE congrats to Serbia, Hungary and Brazil!!! 🎉🎼🎶🎶💕

MAGA (Last Week): "Trump endorsed Bolsonaro. Make Brazil Great Again! A victory there guarantees us the mid-terms. Let's go!" MAGA (This Morning): "Nobody cares about an election in a third-world country! It means nothing."

Clinton: "I feel your pain." Trump: "I don't give a damn!"

BREAKING: U.S. Copium reserves are at critically low levels as MAGA deals with Lula's 4.4 million vote trouncing of Trump-backed Bolsonaro in Brazil last night.

Trump: "I will be a dictator on day one!" MAGA: "Why can't you take a joke?" Obama: "The White House looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheese Cake Factory." MAGA: "Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhh!"

Trump keeps telling us that America is richer than ever. How many of you good hard-working folks have seen a dime of that money. Trump keeps talking about?

Who knew the 2026 midterms would come down to which side supports child rape? Strange times, indeed.

Cool! Now do JD Vance.

Voter fraud is such a huge concern to Trump that he waited less than two weeks before an election to do something about it.

The party that fought relentlessly to cover up the Epstein files is now siding with a child rapist over his 12 year old victim. Who could have seen this coming? (Hint: Everyone)

MAGA is really counting on the Epstein vote to save them.

MAGA: “You had me at “pedophile.”

Vivek Ramaswamy siding with a child rapist is the least surprising development in MAGA world.

Trump can’t seem to quit John Husted.

Given Trump's failing health and lack of mental well-being, don't be surprised if he experiences a serious personal health event in the next few months.

The only thing “progressive” about Trump is his dementia.

MAGA: “Why won’t these Communists support our ally Russia?”

Trump should immediately change his name to "The Epstein Files" since his name is in them over 38,000 times.

Liking blaming "Joe Biden" for Trump's inflation? Like that?

Do you seem to recall somebody, say maybe 10 years ago, warning us that Trump was "Putin's Puppet?"

This anti-Muslim, anti-transgender crapola works somewhat during a good economy. But when people can’t afford to live, they realize how meaningless culture wars are.

Who's ready to make Trumpigula Caesar a lame cuck?

Putin ain't got a pee tape. He's got a complete, unredacted copy of the #EpsteinFiles.

FUN FACT: Trump's had two press secretaries that lasted a combined 15 days.

Canada is our friend. Europe is our friend. Ukraine is our friend. Trump is not our friend.

Is Trump the first gay president?

JD couldn't fill up a booth at Cracker Barrel giving away free biscuits and gravy.

Smart move, Katie! You can't get disbarred if you never passed.

His theme music should be "Deguello."

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...

It's sad that Republican have problems with gas prices, but not school shootings.

FUN FACT: Trump has lost 16% of Republican support in the past 6 months. These voters will likely stay home.

Trump's ultimate vetting criteria for press secretaries is how much she looks like Ivanka.

We're now witnessing what life would have been like if Al Capone had absolute immunity.

Trump is overseeing the greatest redistribution of wealth in the history of our nation, and it's not the good kind.

It's getting so expensive for MAGAs to own the libs, they can't afford anything else.

REMINDER: Nazi Germany officially adopted Christianity as its national religion. Looking at you, Pete Hegseth.

The longer Trump is in office the worse this "Biden Inflation" seems to get.

A criminal president with the power to appoint a corrupt Attorney General is a true weakness of our system. It immediately creates the largest criminal cartel on Earth.

Trump isn't safe with your children, or your husbands for that matter.

The world laughs at Trump. He's a feckless fool.

A 29% approval rating is what happens when you promise you'll fix everything and, instead, you make everything worse.

The world is laughing at Trump. He's a feckless fool.

I got held up in line yesterday at a Love's by a Trucker who filled up his 18 wheeler and had to apply for a home equity loan.

What happened to Trump's bot armies? Zelensky got your tongue?

How much damage did MAGA do to Ken Paxton’s chances with their phony James Talarico smear? It just totally blew up in their faces.

It saddens me to think that it took gas prices for Republicans to leave Trump and not that his name is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.

Every time Trump tweets a Democrat flips a seat.