compellor.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9-e...

Baby Steps but for swinging through the trees like a gibbon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXBF...

Rosemia Badam Ple clones Deux Murasame

If the 2010s were the decade of worrying about your Steam backlog, the 2020s are the decade of being glad you have a Steam backlog.

Talking to the barber about the Torment Nexus like it's the weather.

The torment nexuses from beloved sequel "For Fuck's Sake, At Least Stop at One"

Read a fic that seemed pretty incredible. Ending was a little odd but I was jealous of the concept and mostly impressed by the execution. Author's profile has vast numbers of fics, and AI portraits. I'm disturbed. In retrospect, the work had no concept of the shape of a human body.

Took my Ralts to the Wonka Factory and fed her 'til she got as round as a Marill. Call that Atelier Kirlia.

Mario in Silent Hill. The first twist is that you're actually Wario. The second twist is that it's an origin story.

Epic just gives you new games every week and sometimes they're even good and I uninstalled.

How about a cozy title for once? Star Wars: Scruffy Nerf Herder

do you have games on your phone

I feel bad for far-future linguists trying to translate the phrase, "my goat is washed."

"Does this giant ant look like an upstanding citizen?" "Roll your ICE skill"

"Thirst Trap." Scrib doon. [ #art #starwars #biddyblas ]

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN ROBOT LACKEYS TO STOP NINE-ELEVEN

A plague for everything, and every thing in its plague.

Every day lately on this website. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFG...

I did not realize until now that the bug guy is Kingpin.

Fantasy Dead Space where the gameplay is about picking the right tool to cut plant creatures apart.

Ray Kinsalla did January 6.

DID THEY NAME CHAUTURY PANLUNCH AFTER THE FUCKING MONKEY

Drop Mellow Corn into Guinness, garnish with ginger. Call that an Irish Corncob.

Unfortunately, I will never be able to explain to Otonose Kanade how important Mathnet was to me as a child. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RREj...

Otherwise normal civilization strategy game where all the tech tree tooltips are lies that someone believed at one time

Just realized how similar Samus Aran's backstory is to the love interest from the Star Trek pilot.

Image this but it's Lady Cassandra and The Doctor.

New Metroid game looks sick

Zelda: A Link to the Past

It's been 13 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFA...

Night of the Not the Sharpest Knives

Rythm game, but it's just playbacks of tournament matches.

mr. president, we cannot allow a batshit quasi-leftist edgelord take gap.

Similar energies, tbh

Disaster Gay

It turns out I do love her if she was a worm.

Look man I believe in humanity & remain optimistic about what we can do. Because what's the alternative? Lie down & give up? Like some kind of loser? I just think it's healthy to have a little reality check from time to time about what we're working with.

Bowser's kids deserve a rhythm game.

You know how in the 1920s we mysteriously lost like 95% of all movies for no reason? We're living through that now.

"...like all sophisticated systems of distributed power, it is currently producing a sophisticated political crisis."

Woke up with the worst Charley Horse, looking at my timeline like,

"Rapiers were invented after modern steel" well sorta. Swords that were a bit longer, lighter, and thinner than what most people were carrying at a given time date back to the bronze age. For D&D that's good enough.

The human body is mostly a water temple.

Is my timeline filled with people mad about one Internet comment by a nobody? You have better things to do.