Dos Colas

Me: Computer, bring me up a Whitest Kids U Know sketch. I feel like laughing this evening... My computer assistant: Yes, sir. And which kind of sketch would you like to watch this evening, sir? Me: One of the ones where they make the cute one wear lady clothes.

Finally saw You Can See Everything, I think we can confidently say at this point that people who watch anything on YouTube at 2x should be put down

I don't wanna hear an R when you pronounce "Sade" or "Char Aznable"

Matrox Mystique: Introducing wickedly fast mind-blowing 3D Source: Next Generation 20 (August 1996) Scan Source: RetroMags #retrogaming #dosgaming

Just tried to remember the name "Hobo Johnson" but first stumbled onto the name "Homo Nomad"

But....but....my lifetime pass..

This is my new, exclusively internal, mantra.

Any time we go to sam's club we end up getting a snack or drink at the cafe and for some reason the app will periodically remind me that our food is ready for several days afterwards. I like imagining a slice of pizza waiting on the counter for 100+ hours.

"Sometimes you gotta die to win a bet that you proposed in the first place." -John Henry

CARTOON/SPCEGHOS.GIF

STAY AWAY FROM THAT VARMINT!

I haven't seen the South Park movie in like 20 years and saw it before I knew anything about Les Mis. I completely forgot about the little Marius Boy and love him.

Remembered I used to have the Disturbed CD with their cover of Land of Confusion and it was like 7dB quieter than the rest of the album but also the only song you wanted to listen to.

Nidhogg 2 has cool art unless you're a big ass baby

I use to launch this game and within 15 minutes would close it and say "oh yeah this sucks". It's a really unique game but probably the worst Castlevania.

While I do miss monoculture a bit, there's no reason I should know who Mike Ditka is.

Can't possibly talk up Benny Feldman enough.

The lack of costumes in Street Fighter 6 does suck but I think a lot of players talk up how many free costumes were in SF5 without remembering that those were reperations.

Shane Gillis you got the money to both decrease and degrease that forehead.

They're calling me "Mr. Pussy"

Really jealous of how good the writing and characterization is in Deadlock meanwhile my favorite League of Legends character's lore for the past 10 years has been "TEMP: We swear we will come up with something eventually."

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand King Diamond.

Bluestacks is the new grand champion of shortest time I've ever had a program installed.

Reckon I might

this is so fucking sad

Star Wars: Galactic Racer is out and soon we will have the Sebulba model.

I've seen multiple posts since yesterday by people talking shit about the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World game. The game that is 16 years old, was $10 on release, and was ported to modern platforms 5 years ago. Now's the time to really stick it to them I guess.

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

tears in my eyes

Freddy Krueger could use homophobic slurs and my opinion of him probably wouldn't change.

Welcome to Fortnite, bitch.

I'm Shark Tank Slugworth, bring me one of Kevin O'Leary's wonderful teeth and I can make you live forever.

I saw a tweet where someone complained that in video games that just have you choose body type instead of gender in character creation you can't say that anyone's character is hot and know for sure if you're being gay or not. What an incredible world to live in.

This doesn't feel right yet but close.

I admire the pelican for always trying to eat anything, even if it's too big, and sometimes paying the price with their life. They are never unsure about how they want to live.

I'm so fuckin old

@mega64official.bsky.social fortnite is good now

Halo Infinite came out and everyone liked it but somehow that wasn't the plan.