Jeff Re-GHOUL-on

Every day, we inch closer to the Pentacaruso.

What's a reasonable number of hours per week to spend singing Aninta Baker's "Caught up in the Rapture" to your dog?

Guys, I’m scared.

These Nets throwbacks are new old New Jersey jerseys.

My dog would eat the Geico gecko and she would be right to.

This exists in the Mortdecai cinematic universe.

I wonder if this guy has ever considered running for office.

I saw Verity hoping it would be stupid (complimentary) but it turned out to be stupid (derogatory).

Veronica Burton has the juice.

Knockin’ back a few cold ones tonight.

They have to put something in the next CBA that prohibits Gradey Dick from growing a mustache.

I can’t believe the Clippers’ jersey sponsor is still Visit Rwanda.

It’s mildly upsetting that the only one of these bands I was actually into in 1994 was Huffamoose.

I wonder if Wemby is going to take that Mara sequence personally.

This is my favorite show about boys getting jewelry.

I watched this in a bar before I went to see Kanye have a mental breakdown with occasional musical interludes on The Life of Pablo tour. I, somehow, did not feel the wheels coming off.

I was outside looking at my phone when a bird decided to land on it. I will not be investigating this metaphor further at this time.

Sending my therapist some articles about Ben Simmons so she’s prepared this week.

For reference, the last concert documentary he made for David Byrne:

We’re getting one of these and converting it to electric.

Bus dog.

"you have to admit this thing that sucks is good and cool" no i don't

Looking very good, Seattle.

CASE CLOCHED.

First time I’ve been grateful a game is blacked out in my area.

Tractor Traylor looked older in high school than I do now and I post regularly on Bluesky.

*Papas Fritas mentioned*

Reassuring voters by emailing to remind them he is, in fact, still white.

To answer your question, yes, I have always been this cool and handsome.

Golden State vs. Atlanta is going to be hella fun.

It’s very funny to me to see Sebastian Maniscalco taking so much heat over his SiriusXM channel when the changes were almost certainly made by an in-house programmer without his knowledge or input.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

Has DeAndre Hunter always looked this sad?

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

For your next date night.

Which athlete has the most unhinged secret Letterboxd?

Lu seems confused as to why we took her (a people) to the dog park.