Mx. Coreo Jones

hell is outsourcing rumination on your own child

Heck with Netflix and chill, Wingspan and fuck is where it's at, amore nerds?

Dumb tattoo idea of the week: मुद्रा . That's it. Just मुद्रा . (It means a sign, a seal, a pass, a hand sign, etc. It's the term for those meaningful hand gestures in yoga and in Hindu and Buddhist statuary, etc. Yes, it's also what the certificate authority behind the '4' certs is named for.)

Get in, losers, we're reading Sonya Renee Taylor.

I have another friend who is finally coming out of the cannot read, cannot speak, phase, very slowly. I don't know how to explain to people that this is as real and bad, in a number of ways, as polio and post-polio syndrome, and we pretend it does not exist. www.kpbs.org/news/arts-cu...

SKZ songs for before I meet a person I'm nervous about meeting in person? I'm currently listening to GIANT and I'm on Saiyan, and I already did all the Do It remixes.

Still thinking about some hockey player who has a podcast getting "Fuck your podcast!" chanted at him by the crowd at the FLA-OTT game last night. Do I know which player has a podcast? No. Do I care? Also no. I can't stop giggling.

For everybody who found the MV for "Come Into My World" to be just too weird for them, the On The Spot dance video is just DELIGHTFUL. All dancing and joy, outdoors, with a stable in the background. youtu.be/ATjtlbdBIhU?... I continue to ADORE the line dance moves in this.

Okay so for reasons I want a sex and/or kink checklist sort of thing that I can put on my phone or print out or both, that one would show a new partner, and I need to pick one and do it in the next 24 hours or so. Who has recs?

Friends in Toledo area, I hope you are all safe and staying safe whether you're in the shelter in place zone or not

WOODZ. Cho Seungyoun. Baby. What the HELL did I just watch? IT's a delight, but WHAT??? youtu.be/cwLCZQHm06o?...

I have a silly question. Just based on what you know from online, what terms of endearment do you think suit me?

I'm tearing up, because the encouragement and celebration in the replies to a friend who is having top surgery tomorrow is so life-affirming and supportive. Much of it is from those of us who had top surgery or a reduction. I'm so proud of us for supporting us.

I just asked Kate which groups it would be stupid to ask us if we disavow, should we disavow, and they said "Josie and the Pussycats." And they just added "Or Jem and the Holograms." You heard it here first!

Two weeks at a grocery store bakery department which left me so miserable, in foot pain after the first two hours, and unable to cope that I resigned over the phone, in tears, to their voicemail. I then promptly got help for the worst depression of my life.

I saw "Winnie the Pooh turns 100" headlines and immediately thought "what, President Xi isn't THAT old." Nobody's surprised by this, but I'm telling you anyway.

New-to-me music has been absolutely ASSAULTING me today so who wants a good hard cry youtu.be/QLyEljy3v38?...

HOLY FUCK THAT CHOREOGRAPHY IS USING COUNTRY LINE DANCING. AND that "back that shit up" hand motion thing that I presume is popular right now.

Made chili. Stuck to the pot a little, but it's ready. Also making cornbread. Batter is thicker than expected I think, but I mashed it into a heated cast iron skillet and we'll see how this goes, and check it after less time than the recipe says. I am home alone, and will be freezing a lot.

Happy OH FUCK I COULD LEARN PEREMEN! ON THE UKULELE to me.

Brb gonna go bother their website about whether or not vampires can get CLEAR+. And what about werewolves? I assume sasquatch can't since he has so many documentation problems.

Wishing everyone a happy fewer Russian bots on the internet Tuesday.

To be clear, I deeply enjoy learning about the latest OnlyChans content from posts like this one. My new phone has already learned the word OnlyChans, make of that what you will.

Nobody who grew up where I did is surprised some man punched a woman protester at a rally while being egged on by other fascist trash.

Yeah so I'm from around Youngstown and I WISH I had the guts of the protesters who were there last night. Gettin' misgendered and punched for the liberation of all, frankly, good job them.

Where were you when the right wing bot farms went dead? THANKS FROM THE US MIDTERM ELECTIONS, ASSHOLES

I believed for most of my life to date that I had not "challenged myself" enough. That I could think this alongside all of the challenges, chosen and not chosen, I have been through, is an amazing feat of compartmentalization that I'm working on _not doing anymore_.