The New York Knicks are the NBA Champions

Once or twice per playoffs I think about how fucken wild it is that David Ortiz WAS SHOT.

2009 Yankees are still the most recent team to clinch the World Series at home, without cheating, and without making a deal with the Devil to use his Devil Magic, or both.

If 2019* didn't happen, I'd be ready to jump off my balcony rn. (*- if you didn't follow me over on the other site, essential #Corey5771 lore is that the Brewers were my NL team from 2008-2009 but I switched it to the Nationals in 2010 (though I still cared in 2011 when they got Greinke))

Congratulations to the San Diego Padres on being the second-best team in MLB for the second time in three seasons

Just pick Mullins off 2nd you can do it

First player since Schwarber in 2016 to play in the World Series the same year they got “season-ending” surgery?

I meant Catch 😉

who tf is Yung Gravy

Let Gary pitch the 9th

Boone on that graphic:

Last time a Simpson performed that well on FOX, the Tampa Bay Rays didn’t even exist yet.

oh my god he's dead

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'omg, James Reimer? wtf, thought he was dead lol.'

*sees any two American Professional Basketball commissioners together* ‘Well, well, well, if it isn’t The Blowjob Brother & Sister.’

What year/ decade/ century are we in??

How many Quarterbacks have started for two brothers as Head Coaches across College & NFL?

Olsen: ‘George, why aren’t you married to the most famous woman on the planet?’

"In order to win, you need to lose first."

lmao the Rays stink

www.northjersey.com/picture-gall... They made Wemby 3X tall as Brunson 😂😂😂

pooper cratt

Someone tell the Rays fan that shut off their TV as soon as he was called out to turn their TV back on

game’s not over?!

What if Charles Barkley & Megan Fox switched outfits before shooting their respective Ro ads? Haha, now you have that image in your head and can’t un-imagine it.

EL GARY

okay, on second thought, he sucks, actually.

LIU-Brooklyn has a player from Temecula, CA. I wonder if she has ever met someone there.

Maple Leafs’ helmets have Oreo’s logo on them and Rangers’ helmets have Benjamin Moore logo, opposite extremes in eat-ability (edibility (?)).

Atlanta Thrashers mentioned!

That would have been the greatest pass in basketball history.

Can I have Will Forte as MacGruber instead of as a lawyer, Cena as himself, with the rest of the Looney Tunes?

HOLD UP- A potential Game 7 would be the same night as a potential Game 7 of the World Series?! I feel like Manfred & Engelbert should get in a room and work this out.

My mom only doesn’t like this movie because Ferrell and McCulloch aren’t/weren’t Dustin Hoffman & Robert Redford.

Not even gonna scroll through my followers list to even think of a possibility to entertain.

This post is how I learned Ramaswamy went to Harvard.

keeping this Pepsi can

Love that Action Bronson can afford the exact same seats as Jon Bon Jovi.

Shamet ready to fight both of them

Heavy Metal Drummond

VJ Edgecombe in their starting 5 feels like Joe Blanton here:

She should be in more commercials.

This celebration would’ve been so funny at GMS Field.

Lou Brock, John Smoltz, and Jeff Bagwell never single-handedly eliminated the Cubs, Tigers, and Red Sox from the postseason.

Brian Anderson please talk one single smidge of smack on the Brewers’ behalf about the Rays

Can’t believe Cash wanted to Sey mour of him after Saturday

Telling Travis Bazzana “good eye” and he just says hello back

LOL TBS playing an MGK song right into the Ro Sparks commercial

Reese coming to the Liberty 🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜

Fake HR in a gimmick ballpark