Cori& ☉∇ 🍩🍔🍨

feeders putting on a playlist of dessert asmr videos so i can whine and squirm and work up a monster appetite by the time they get back

my immobile, wobbling frame stretching out a comically large skeleton catsuit for my halloween costume

Almost at the 3/4 mark!

a new sign for my door

hey it's me, the one in charge of putting "effects are permanent" warnings on fetishistic pill bottles. the c suite big wigs keep telling me to make the text bigger and i keep telling them "we'll see what the union has to say about that". it's a modest living.

Ready for our bWWWUUUOOOORRRPPP-- b-blind date (YCH from @tigerdad.bsky.social)

i'm so obsessed with stretchy fabrics 😵‍💫 clothes that somehow just make me look fatter........

[muffled vibrating] ... H-hey I-- hff hff-- think you left your phUUWWOOOORRRRRRPPPP-- phone in my navel...

the reese's fast break is a perfect candy bar ✨🩵

feeder playing a song with booming 808 kicks so they can show off what the subwoofers do to my belly

Shamelessly identifying in some way as a corgi blob is actually so important. Being this is part of what loving myself looks like.

even when being shockingly, unignorably fat doesn't get me like 🥵 it still gets me like ☺️

feeders drive me so wild 😵‍💫 getting fatter FOR someone is just 💦🔥💖

it's international dog day, and i'm 7% dog!! (93% body fat)

feeders training away my gag reflex so the hose doesn't even need wait for me to gulp anymore

glloop~ bbllorp~ grrroooooaaannnn~

Sorry, didn't see you back there, i should really check my blind spot before sitting down haha. No worries, someone will come help me get unwedged from this loveseat any minute now... yep... aaany minute......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany minute..... .........

i should be allowed to trade one inch of height for 3 feet of width imo

clothing tf is pretty good!! i'm sure SOMEOME out there would love to be the sweatpants my belly and quaking ass cheeks are testing the limits of

rent lowering gunshot, we support our weird queer autistic feral therian babyfur slut neighbors on this account bsky.app/profile/toot...

ur weird queer autistic feral therian babyfur slut neighbor will hold the line against corporate sanitation more than any one of your favorite tiktok twinks ever will

bsky.app/profile/corg...

someday i will outdo this

just tried spreading peanut butter on a chocolate chip cookie and i think that's here to stay