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preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off

being misgendered sucks, yeah, but someone apparently trying to talk past my current incarnation to get to the one they knew before i changed? covertly reminiscing over versions of myself i left behind? 🤌 NOW DAT'S DYSPHORIA BAYBEEE

("yes" voice) owner of a lovely horse

an important addendum to this post is that i would flagmog the hell out of those neighbors in a modern day rematch

my literal pony: friendship is defined by the myriam-webster english dictionary as "the state of being friends"

Almost at the 3/4 mark!

throat

the nathan fielder elizabeth holmes documentary and the john wilson concrete documentary are going to be the double feature of the century

teenage sex and death at camp miasma gave me an intense affection for a counting crows song

hey it's me, the one in charge of putting "effects are permanent" warnings on fetishistic pill bottles. the c suite big wigs keep telling me to make the text bigger and i keep telling them "we'll see what the union has to say about that". it's a modest living.

this post starts doing severals again every 3 months or so

9 months hrt is bizarro world, i'll be like "my friends didn't recognize me 🥰 they thought i was a stranger" and they'll be like "congrats girl! ✨"

getting in tune with the universe and discovering immense meaning in experience is pretty bad for your shitpost brand

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so guess who has 4 paws and got informed their lease isn't getting renewed... hahaha Anything helps 😅 gofund.me/2092c879d

om shanti youtu.be/Udw6V6P-cuI?...

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i need hrt to give me that Big Walk figure, you know??

"We miss you!" oh?? what color are my eyes?

summer night walk with Sydney !~ 💕🪶🌜 ani comm for @junthezoroark.bsky.social ! >:3c

wow i have *exfoliated* utah. i feel like when you notice the screen you've been using for years had a protective plastic film the whole time.

L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (too scary)

utah may not have been the best place to spend 35 years, but at least it was the corniest ❤️

if gianmarco soresi called me a faggot i wouldn't tell anyone

moveys

i'm scrobbling tubthumping by chumbawamba

a trick they don't tell you when you buy drinks at 7/11 is that you can actually do multiple small gulps

ai can't do what i do (enter an erotic fugue and emerge hours later, disheveled, hands trembling, surrounded by empty waterloo cans, bathed the glow of an ipad displaying something so narrowcasted that it only reads as pornography to a subset of neurodivergent queers with minds made of television)

give your dog friends species euphoria by spelling out words like p-a-r-k and w-a-l-k so they don't get to excited

karma named itself

dog dome forever #cft

domesign

we've got a new headmate!

my newest affectation is pointing at any bug and saying "a divine being"

all ducks can cast zettaflare (this one is true)

a headmate to... impregmate