Pumpkins and Old Skeletons

If you disagree, just block and move on, save your small-minded insults.

It is so much easier to pull shit like this when democrats are running transphobic campaign ads.

Dear @democrats.org If u don't require your candidates to accept human rights as policy position, u will lose the easiest midterm swing in 4 decades. The republicans will still falsely claim u as commies who want to have boys in girls bathrooms anyway, & why would u care what those pedophiles think

Stats class is hard enough without my apparently dyslexic ass continuing to read the word causal as casual.

0 (major) fires since 1969 (nice)

Sometimes I feel like I over share and and am too chatty, but if I spoke as much as I wanted to speak I wouldn't say anything. So it's tough to find a balance

Walking out of work on the way to vacation like this.

I accept his challenge on behalf of the democrats. I'm ready at any time. Bring the heat couchfucker

Missed a real opportunity by not calling these 5 hour naps

Here's the thing, its The Thing (1982)

He cant even make a non cringe threat. What a b*tch. Super surpised he didnt tip his fedora at the end of this thought.

Me and who?

Facsim is a pathology internal to liberalism

How committed to the bit are you? I got an ass tattoo for a forever joke.

Still not voting for him or kamala.

We don't have to condemn violence when it is used against slavers and opressors when we certianly don't seem to condemn the violence committed by those slavers and oppressors.

This is like if I asked Ai to generate me 3 corpses with a full military funeral.

The Unfuckables, in theaters now!

Took 2 doses now I'm zooted at work and still have to be professional -a memoir

Looks like cocaine to me.

Dropout crew remains based.

The Prompt must have been three crucified clowns

Hello it's time again for your yearly reminder that even people in Columbus's time thought he was an asshole, and isn't a hero in ANY sense of the word

Hey bonus if we see some guardrails put on AI now

Lil nap sounds lovely, don't mind if I do

But try and use a bathroom and that most definitely akin to sexual assault, huh nancy.

Anyone that posts any clips from the state sponsored murder extravaganza will be blocked judiciously. This isnt news, its a snuff film, and while kinkshaming is bad, this particular kink means you get ejected from my sphere.

Jesus christ @democrats.org, this sounds exactly like the kind of shit that RFK JR says all the time. Have you finally disabused the notion that you're any different than the Republicans

My old man rant today is about the Google assistant, and how it's no longer able to open apps or play music which makes it functionally fucking useless for me. Thanks for nothing AI tech bros, suck my fat dick.

If I ever see this piece of shit on the street...

He barely qualifies as a person

Im trying to figure out if this is the rider or the pale horse named death.

Someone take this woman's crock pot, I would simply ask this woman to leave my potluck.

This man has Charlie kirk's face size and a better hairline.

Democrats: Did we let it get bad enough for you to vote for the candidate that didnt crack 5% in any primary contest yet? Or should we just run Gavin Newsom, who you all also hate?

6 feet tall, made of fire and brimming with testosterone you say? Jesus you say?

People use lots of myths, religions, and conspiracy theories to reconcile the fact that we are organisms screaming through a vast emptiness at millions of miles per hour (which is effectively standing still in infinite space) with no one at the steering wheel.

Can't wait to pay an additional $5.99 to see the end of the movie (in ap purchase only)

Religious liberty means you are not arrested for worship. You are allowed to practice your religion and that boundary is the church door and your own skin. Don't like gay marriage? Don't do it. Want to control other people's choices? FUCK OFF. Make your peace with your god and I"ll will do the same

Gentle reminder that Megyn has 2 daughters, who she could not care for less with this attitude. I cannot fathom a woman and a mother who would have this blindingly obtuse take.

Apologies to death and the hearafter for having to deal with this piece of shit. #ripbozo