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Delusional news coverage aside, these people only prove that they can easily be swayed by any antichrist or figure posing as a deity before them

I spent eight seconds in hell and met the same person!

Will you accept Super-Tall Fire Lion Testoterone Horse Jesus as your personal lord and savior?

It's been like that for centuries.

Gabe is no Hercule.

Then he thanked god for Grindr.

It's just like in Revelation 5:6 where the angel says "BEHOLD THE LION OF JUDAH" and John looked and saw a big unkillable beefy dude.

No, just AD 80s.

He hit his head and rattled his brain. Enough said.

I’m sure that’s the white Jesus he’s talking about

Almost certain he met Raven's dad tho

Things are getting very strange here.

Sure, Jan. 😑

So he fell asleep and dreamt of a big muscly man?

Just one deranged grift after another with these desperate, delusional weirdos.

incel

liking the jesus in the book instead of the one they invented that lets them kill rape and murder to their hear- well not heart, but you know what I mean. anyways that does make you a terrible christian, they did get you on that one

"There's no evidence of this"

Christa Pike needs to get in on this! "I saw a warm bright light, and heard a booming voice say, "You go back there and tell those people I said to stop trying to kill you. And stop killing all those other people too".

He's not asking for evidence, merely observing that it shouldn't be presented ar irrefutable fact when it's clearly bollocks,

Sorry, but anyone known as an "influencer" is just a wanna-be of some sort who tripped into a ridiculous way of making money for doing nothing of value. And they usually burn through their 15 minutes of fame pretty quickly.

Don't do drugs.

What evidence can there be for hallucinations?

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He met a flaming manly man? I bet he did think he was in heaven.

Oh FFS

They even look alike, geez.

probably a ceramic or fiberglass needle

No need for testosterone in heaven and I’m pretty sure the fire would burn away any flow in any event.

Gabe obivously studied at the cankles of orange jesus.

This kid needs to retain a good shrink and get a real job.

Need a theologian to weigh in here. Is Poirot committing blasphemy or heresy?

It’s the ravings of a lunatic

If I end up in coma I'm going on Fox and telling them I met Jesus and he was a tubby 5'1 cross-eyed guy who insisted we all be nice to each other and tried to sell me a time-share in Limbo

Pretty much sums up MAGA and Trump

If he’s made of testosterone, he’d certainly be flammable. So that part checks out.

When he does for real, he's gonna meet a being of fire

wasn't he in a coma with a traumatic brain injury? that's definitely when we should trust the thoughts and memories of someone

“his eyes were burning white… and red” lol

Aka. Spending 3 weeks in a crack house getting absolutely cooked

Funny how every moid obsessed with manliness is always every sort of fatass, greasy soyboy. Look at him.

That closet must be getting pretty cramped. Come out already.

This guy needs some serious psychological counselling!

Because fox needs to distract from whatever impeachable statement the Pedofuhrer is currently spewing.

How is this news? Besides, there is no proof; who even is this guy?

Jesus going to the temple to clear out the moneylenders

This has been studied extensively, Fox. Every religion has a multitude of followers with claims of near death experiences. And shockingly, the people claim to see something related to their faith. For example, most Hindus report seeing Shiva or Krishna, and Buddhists report meeting bodhisattvas.

Sad little Gabe.

i like that he looks like a sad hog

Sounds like he saw Jesús Luzardo.

And Jesus was doing t-bar rows and telling the planet fitness employee to piss off

shit sells .. @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy and @newsmax.com know that their average audience is dumber than Peter Griffin from Family guy. why not con and scam the pawpaw Chad and Mawmaw Betty while u at it

Well I'm not worshipping some fat uggo, give me a break!

Rory Scovel has a great bit about that

Six feet tall isn't miraculous. It's not even a little bit remarkable*. What it is is a dating preference. There's no reason to bring it up otherwise. *Well, it'd be VERY remarkable in a first century Nazarene, but none of these people ever picture Jesus that way.

We sure he wasn’t just reading dungeon crawler Carl?

This man has absolutely been on his knees late at night in a rest area

Why couldn't Jesus take many forms? Why wouldn't Jesus appear as an intimidating icon of violence and destruction? Why wouldn't Jesus offer me everything I desire in my secret heart?

Mother forking shirt balls!

Just ignore Fox, it's a self-described entertainment channel. Why on earth give them yet more exposure?

A flamboyant Jesus, then?

youtu.be/ZY8VuJefWXI?...

Made of fire, huh? I'm not sure he went to the Good Place...

"Christian influencer" sums it up

What else did he see that was made of fire

Your daily reminder these people don’t just vote they reproduce.

*Eli and Patrick's backstory from Companion intensifies*

Colton Burpo?

I went for three days and met a Jesus who was made or Jello, and who just wiggled when touched. Next time I'm taking the longer trip.

dick pill Christianity

Maybe Jesus was the dude’s gamer handle.

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he shouldn’t be allowed to be called poirot

So Jesus is a giant testosterone producing tumor?

“Overflowing with testosterone”? Ewwww!

"God DOES real!"

There’s no evidence he spent 18 days in heaven? He just described Jesus! Of course he was overflowing with testosterone, he’s buff as hell like a real man. What more do you want this poor man to do to prove himself??!

Poor guy is simply pathetic.

I can make shit up too, Gabe.

There's oxygen in Heaven? (Fire needs oxygen, right?)

Anti-psychotics can help with this.

Jesus has gender affirming care, in MAGA fox news scoop.