chaircrusher I'm in yr alt-text

New Album "Slant Tales" Downtempo (just because I use 90bpm as a default in #VCVRack) experimental, ambient. inexpert playing lap steel, melodica Something new, I'm trying Subvert as a distributor. I'll upload to @bandcamp.com as well in a week. www.subvert.fm/chaircrusher...

LOL I mistook Hassan Piker for Jack Antonoff

Again, I wonder what things about Donald Trump that Roy Cohn took to his grave.

Bluesky as a band: The Unwisely Brothers

If you think social media is nasty now, you weren't around for the usenet news flame wars in the early 90s. Alt.rave was both cool and horrifying.

Bluesky as a band: Gang of Bores

I am so pissed at Native Instruments. I pay good money for a product and their stupid "Native Access" app fucks up the install for Massive XL, and pops up an error message that immediately disappears. Not cool. Not the Native Instruments I started with 30 years ago...

Despite all my rage I cannot find a wife my own age

It's a vagina, Billy. Not a wound.

You've heard of chump change, here's Trump change.

ime I've seen a Trump coin in the wild, on a friend's FB feed. He got it in change from a vending machine. What is great about it is it looks like it was a shitty #AISlop design. What do you reckon that's how the designed it? I'm surprised they didn't make it with typos in the stampers.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Brad Bradford is the whitest loser u know. He might as well be named White Whiteford #Toronto

Someone leads with "SAG/AFTRA Actor" in their bio? Bless their hearts. 3 of my siblings are SAG/AFTRA and none of them are famous.

A reminder that Andy Partridge at his most paranoid sounds like Kurt Weill youtu.be/--6yDQhARM8?...

This should be like those "9 Albums" graphics.

Greater London's silly names district

Hardeharhar

Wonder what that was about

Rahm Emanuel can make the same claim. He lost a finger working at Hardees.

At this point being on the cover of a @chucktingle.bsky.social "Tingler" has to be a peak achievement for male models.

Moist Loam

My friends have the best Halloween couple costume.

For all X one of two things are true about what @mattyglesias.bsky.social says: X is obvious & he's pretending it's profound. X is clearly wrong in ways he's unwilling to admit.

"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly" - Terry Hulik, composer & music teacher. He once put up a full production of Smetena's opera "The Bartered Bride" at Santa Robles High. It was as magnificent as it was amateurish & slapdash.

Here is a human-scaled epoch: the time it takes 2vpeople to use up 10 oz of Costco Cinnamon.

The way the Medicare scam calls with recordings faking real callers are so pitiful. One of my more useless audio production skills is I can tell it's a recording from 2vseconds of the recorded ambience. I especially love the "call center ambience" bed they put under the robo calls.

Peak Cedar Rapids. In the news biz these are called "reap quotes" for "Real people" whose purpose is to underline the story angle.

The future's so bright I have to wear night vision goggles

I know I'm shouting in the void & no one gives a shit what I have to say. I'm OK with that. But I'd like to get follows from real people I can interact with. Way too many are "people" with OnlyFans (no shame if you're real & on OF), or trying to promote stuff I couldn't care less about.

Islamaphobes get upset about hijabs completely ignore Amish & mennonite women doing essentially the same thing. I can't q'white figure out why.

I love conservatives celebrating buttsex

The early Natl Lampoon had an story where a guy who thought people were solid all the way through & he was going to fix his kids appendicitis with an apple corer. The MAHA movement took that joke as a fact.

That's the point of art.