Cousin Herb

#BoycottCBS cuz you Can’t Believe Shit that Collaborators Backing Shitler say! They went from Edward R Murrow & Walter Cronkite to a far-right glory hole attendant and her mop boy in Bari Weiss & Tony Dokoupil. May their ad revenue losses bring the entire network down.

The Maine Wire recently alerted its readers to a scary Pride crosswalk in Bangor. I decided to investigate the situation for myself. It turns out, shockingly, that the Maine Wire is full of it. I stand proudly with the LGBTQ+ community, today and every day. #Pride2026 #mepolitics

Um, WUT!?!?

Somebody tell that prattling fraud that people are spending more money because they’re being forced to. Shitler’s Turd Reich’s kakistocratic dumbfuckery is making people pay way more for way less.

Oh great, even deeper — and darker — collaboration with a bunch of genocidal thugs. responsiblestatecraft.org/israel-us-mi...

The Nazis called it Lebensraum. www.npr.org/2026/05/27/n...

BREAKING: 35 Former federal judges have just filed a motion in Florida asking the court to *re-open* Trump's $10 billion lawsuit vs. his I.R.S. The motion states: "This court was deceived"

Just got added to some jabroney’s “bigot” list & I can only assume I hurt some Zionist’s feelings. Again, at this point in time, the only difference between Nazi scum and Zionist hypocrites is who they target for elimination.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tommy Tuberville 😆👍

When the Secretary of Defense is holding White Nationalist church services in the Pentagon, all bets, and rules, are off..

As the most litigious person in the country, Trump hasn’t sued anyone who’s openly and publicly stated that he’s raped children. There’s a clear reason for that.

After Trump succeeds in silencing every comedian on network TV, shifting the algorithm and AI moderation to silence every critic on the Internet will be nothing, an afterthought. Remember, every social media billionaire was at the inauguration.

Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”

I hope Zelenskyy tells Shitler to pound sand. Especially when it’s 100% guaranteed that fully dilated Russian ass puppet will hand it all over to Putin. euromaidanpress.com/2026/05/19/u...

MAGA morons! Rejoice in your Fuhrer!

Susan Collins has reported raising $603,105 this cycle from AIPAC. She raised $343,711 from Mainers. Explains a lot.

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Just double checked to make sure that these were all deactivated.

Sure, target poor people struggling to survive in our current system of legalized wage theft instead of the billionaire scum suckers enriching themselves from it. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

It’s arguably the worst SCOTUS decision since Plessy vs Ferguson. That said, for me, it’s a toss up between that and Dobbs vs Jackson. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

So even a dim witted imbecile like Burns can what the optics truly look like. Gotcha.

Happy Mothers Day!

Great point.

The Fix is In

@golden.house.gov Good riddance on your upcoming retirement from Congress. When Mainers most needed someone to stand up for them, we got stuck with you.

So it’s okay, but only if you’re white. Gotcha. www.pressherald.com/2026/05/06/h...

Yet another MAGA minion gets caught doing what they accuse dems (& “illegals”) of doing.

52%!?!? Shit! It’s up just over 84% ($2.49 to $4.59/gal) where I live. apnews.com/article/gaso...

I’m seriously looking forward to the shoe being on the other foot. Especially since Shitler’s current fascist regime is rife with corruption. May they all be investigated, & receive the lengthy prison sentences they so richly deserve. No fucking plea deals, and no minimum security Club Fed.

Nothing to see here but Nutlick renewing his Brown Cross Hindlick Maneuver certification.

Lutnick: "The president sleeps less than me. The president sleeps 4 hours a night, working all the time. Most impressive thing you've ever seen." Imagine thinking shitposting online and watching cable news 24/7, falling asleep during cabinet meetings, are the most impressive things you have seen.

Up next: Dropping the legal age to buy cigarettes to 16. www.latimes.com/science/stor...

Now you get to be *both*

@reuters.com This true?!?! www.npr.org/2026/04/21/n...

What corruption?

“No this biopic doesn’t go into that stuff. It ends with his application to art school.”

The shallow fanbois set are gushing over the new Michael Jackson biopic, and I’m over here asking, “Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was a child raping pedophile?”

xD

Shitler’s bravado has jack shit to do with Iran and everything to do with manipulating market prices and insider trading. apnews.com/live/iran-wa...